Cinnamon Bun Oreo Cookies

Oreos is not a word according to the company that makes them. Oreo Cookie is the singular and Oreo Cookies is the plural. I don’t think much of these Cinnamon Bun Oreo Cookies not matter what you call them but I never did think the cinnamon bun was all that cinnamon for the bun.

 

These are okay. I think Oreo cookies where better when I was a kid. Now I find them less flavorful. Truth be told, a friend got me these and wanted my opinion and so here we are. I could never keep up with all the new flavors.

 

Oreo Churro Creme Sandwich Cookies

 Oreo Churro Creme Sandwich Cookies fail to capture the magic of the churro but then unless you get them fresh the churro isn't that great. These are solid cookies but the hard bits in the cream don't really make me think of churros. 

These needed more cinnamon and something that they just don't have. What that something is I can't say, but I can tell it isn't there.

Oreo Peanut Butter Creme Cakesters

Oreo Peanut Butter Creme Cakesters is what the websites call these Oreo Cakesters with Peanut Butter flavored creme. Look, Oreo cream is vegan to start with which is fine even if it is a little unsettling. Start making fake peanut butter and I find that offensive. 

Peanuts are inexpensive to start with and needing to make peanut substitutes is just wrong. These are bad for you from day one, sure, but what they make them out of is just wrong. 

They were dry, had little flavor, and I didn't care much for them anyway.  
 

Oreo Chocolate Candy Holiday Snowballs

 Oreo Chocolate Candy Holiday Snowballs didn't tickle me. I mean, they're not bad, but snowballs aren't brown. I'm not a fan of putting balls in my mouth either. You got to ask what these are really for when you think about it.

Further, the cream isn't like that of an Oreo and the cookie I guess is but you don't get enough of it to really tell. The hollow space in the middle of these really stands out when you bite them in half, but who would do that?

I'm sure the kids will love these as you fatten them up for your holiday dinner, but to me they just don't stand out.

Oreo Java Chip Flavor Creme

Oreo Java Chip Flavor Creme is better with milk than coffee because the coffee is a little redundant. I'm going to say that these are one killer flavor for coffee lovers. I wish I weren't a three hundred and sixty pound blob so I could enjoy these more often. 

I rate these a buy. They're not for children but adults should have fun as well. 
 

Oreo Carrot Cake

 Oreo Carrot Cake cookies are not much like carrot cake. The cream is dead on but the cookies aren't at all carrot like. This could be because carrot cake is all about texture and mouth feel. This is not to say that these were bad but rather they were not very carrot cake. 

If you like carrot cake you should get carrot cake, but these are okay. 

McCafé OREO Frappé

 McCafé OREO Frappé is one watery offering from the golden arches with ice shards. McDonald's doesn't come to mind when I thin of one of these but this one was a  sad fail. 

It was just too think and had too much ice to be good. It was still milk, sugar, and cookies but it was watery milk, sugar, and cookies.

Oreo Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie Cookies

Oreo Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie Cookies are okay. I mean, chocolate peanut butter pie sounds way better but these cookies are okay. I guess they are some of the better Oreo Cookies I've had, but that isn't a high bar. I think these are okay, but I wouldn't go looking for more.
 

Oreo Lemon Flavored Creme

The lemon sandwich cookie has been a thing for a very long time so Oreo having a take on them isn't that big of a deal. I will say the lemon flavor is strong, but knowing that it says 'lemon flavor and not lemon makes me want to spit this cookie back out. 

Flavored things are not real for the most part. I try not to by chocolate flavored things, because I can taste that they are not chocolate. 

Given that a common lemon flavor is lye acid I think you can skip these. They just don't taste like real lemon.

Oreo Red, White, and Blue with Popping Candy Creme

 Oreo Red, White, and Blue with Popping Candy Creme had a lot of 'cream' and it pops in your mouth. I have to say this is a odd cookie but the problem is that it doesn't take the milk as well. I think that there is a thing as too much cream, and these have reached that point. 

I'm not an Oreo fan but milk is the key to making these great cookies.

Peanut Butter Oreo Cookies

 The Oreo Cooke has gone down hill since it's move to Mexico so I almost never have anything good to say about them. These peanut butter Oreo Cookies are not bad. I can say that after leaving them open in my kitchen I ate them all. 

This is no big thing because I'm a big fat dude, but I review so much junk food that I normally give my cookies away. Stop laughing, I do give my cookies away, honest.

Post Golden Oreo O's Cereal

 Nice try Post, but General Mills is the O maker. Golden Oreo O's Cereal is a hard sugary food that if eaten alone will only lead to more hunger. If you have a sensitive mouth this will be like chewing gravel. 

Look, I'm a big fat dude, and there was nothing I loved more as a kid then sweet cereal. Now, I'm a grown up fat dude, and I don't want to eat like that any more. If you must have cereal, get it without added sugar and sweeten it with fruit or berries. That will give you lasting energy and fill you up longer than this crap. 

Oreo Eggs

It is hard to describe the disappointment that is Oreo Eggs. These are kind of dry and hard and have very little of the cookie that gives them their name. There are a lot of good egg like things this time of year but these are not one of them. 

Fail

Oreo Fireworks Limited Edition

Oreo has an interesting idea of what limited addition means given that they make these Oreo and pop rocks things every year. Well, I have to admit these are good. I mean, they remind me of the Oreos I had as a kid with the cream that didn't suck and the cookies that were not too dry. Yes they do start crackling in your mouth after you eat a few. I'm not sure I like that, but it doesn't detract from the cookies. 

In any case, these should be hitting the sale rack soon. Keep an eye out. 

Oreo Thins Pistachio

Oreo Thins Pistachio are surprisingly good they are as good as the Oreos I remember eating as a child when Oreos were so much better. I'll still grant that I wouldn't by these, because I look like me and shouldn't eat these.

Skinny cookies for skinny people. 

Chocolate Strawberry Oreo

I heard that the Chocolate Strawberry Oreo was the best Oreo of all time, and so I had to try them. Or I just found them at the discount market and figured why not.

As Oreo goes these are very good. They had just enough fruitiness to make it work with the chocolate. If you like Oreo try these or you'r missing out. 

Choco Chip Oreo

Choco Chip Oreo is not chocolate chip Oreo because someone forgot to add the chocolate flavor. These bland disks of dryness are the biggest disappointment of the Oreo spectrum so far. Come on Oreo, these things are a joke.

Winter Oreo

The 'Winter Oreo' is, as far as I can see, an Oreo with red filling. Other than the box and snow man on the back these are less winter than normal Oreo's that have a white center. I mean, snow is white or brown right? Look, I live in LA. The only snow I see is man made. 

What does red have to do with winter? They didn't say Christmas Oreo did they?! 

Oreo Red Velvet

The Red Velvet Oreo is  a major improvement over normal Oreos. You would think this to be impossible given that a Red Velvet Oreo should be an Oreo with food coloring in the mix. 

However, the cream cheese filling is what make the cookie and this cookie reminds be of what Oreos were like before the cookie cot to dry to be eaten without milk. 

Sadly, I found these on sale at a discount store and they will be hard to find but my rotund self needs no Oreos.

Peanut Butter Oreo

The Peanut Butter Oreo is something of an upgrade over the normal Oreo but still not an Oreo I want to eat without something to dunk them in. I have to admit I'm not big on Oreo's now days even if eating them pisses off Donald Trump.

Still, if you're an Oreo fan these things will knock the roof off your mouth. Me, I kind of shrugged them off but I got them to put in my Christmas baking anyway.