White Kit Kat

 White Kit Kat is one of the many new ideas in the world of Kit Kat and I can say it's almost as good as the original. 

Let's just be honest here, Kit Kats are hard to beat. I can't really eat them like I used to but I do recall liking them a good deal. These are good but have much less flavor than the original.   

Oreo Red, White, and Blue with Popping Candy Creme

 Oreo Red, White, and Blue with Popping Candy Creme had a lot of 'cream' and it pops in your mouth. I have to say this is a odd cookie but the problem is that it doesn't take the milk as well. I think that there is a thing as too much cream, and these have reached that point. 

I'm not an Oreo fan but milk is the key to making these great cookies.

Sour Patch Kids White Chocolate Flavored Bunny

 I feel like there was some kind of leftover at the candy factory that was thrown into this Sour Patch Kids White Chocolate Flavored Bunny. You can't really taste the Sour Patch Kids but the flavoring they used to make fake white chocolate is very convincing.  

I would stay away from this not because it tastes bad, but rather because it's not good for you, and doesn't taste good enough to justify the Calories.  

Lab grown nightmare candy. 

M&M'S Peppermint White Chocolate

 M&M'S Peppermint White Chocolate make me ask why everything is coming out white chocolate. I'm not the biggest fan of white chocolate and I think it's the easiest to synthesize. 

Are these bad? No, but they are not as good as their milk chocolate counterparts. If peppermint is your deal then buy these, otherwise let them be.

Airheads White Mystery Flavor

 Airheads White Mystery Flavor tend to be fruity, because I think it's whatever they have sitting around. They are a good way to be sure that your mouth doesn't change color from anything but rotting teeth. Good as just about any other Airhead taffy I think you can get close to them by just eating normal Airheads in the dark.

Gratify Gluten Free White Chocolate & Peppermint Twists

Gratify Gluten Free White Chocolate & Peppermint Twists have a good amount of flavor for what they are. If you're a fan of peppermint these will tickle our taster. 

However, leave them in you car on a hot day and you have a mess on your hands. This mess will become a hard block of pretzel chocolate that not even my brother will eat.

All and all, these got left on a shelf for a reason so buy carefully.

M&M's White Candy Corn

Candy Corn is one of those things that I find people love or hate. Me, I'm no big fan but these M&M's White Candy Corn are not bad at all. I think these are at least good enough for those of us who want to try them once a year. I wouldn't have them all the time but they have an, I don't know how to put it, flavor that is worth trying. 

They are still bad for you so eat in moderation.

Palmer Valentine Chocolate Cuddly Cuties White and Milk Chocolate Flavored Candy

Palmer Valentine Chocolate Cuddly Cuties White and Milk Chocolate Flavored Candy are not bad for not being real chocolate. They are not great and I normally would never eat fake chocolate, or anything saying 'flavored' on it really. Still, if you want to fill the office candy bowl with a holiday treat to kill your coworkers this is a great choice.

Let the synthetic nightmare dominate your holiday. 

Twix White

With the big V day coming soon what could be more appropriate than having a little white dong shaped chocolate? Anyway, these are made with real coco butter so they are very high quality. I don't know if I would hold them over the original twix, but if you like the white stuff then these are your bag.

M&M's White Pumpkin Pie

Pumpkin spice is a flavor of fall and so what could be better than to ad that to chocolate? Well M&M's White Pumpkin Pie  are white chocolate so they don't taste right to start with. 

Are these bad? No. Are they good? No, not really. They exist in a some people will like these and some will not and I don't like them. They would be better with milk chocolate. 

Papa Pita Greek Pita White

Papa Pita Greek Pita White is a sweet flatbread that makes for great eating even on its own. I just love this stuff but you can't normally get it where I live.  I got it as part of an overstock at a discount store and went back to get more before taking this picture. 

You got to try this stuff. 

Vine Smoothie Peach

As you can see Vine Smoothie is refined enough to attract discerning pallets like my cat Nimh. She was very intent on keeping me company as I enjoyed this frosty treat. 

The Peach flavor can use more peach as the smoothie is what stands dominant. The white wine is no where to be found in the flavor.

I like to pare this as I do most Irish creams. That is to say I add it to coffee which gives me a nice display and pleasant flavor.  

This stuff isn't my jam, but I want to try the other varieties. 

White Reese's Peanut Butter Ghost

Notice that the word Chocolate does not appear any where on the package to these White Reese's Peanut Butter Ghost. There is no mention of any derivative of the coco tree. So these things may taste good but they are a concoction of chemicals not fit for human consumption. Feed these to you children if your want them to die young of heart problems. 

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups White

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups White are one of the few things that were brown and are now white that doesn't tick people off. May I also say that Reese's of all colors are lovely and that we should celebrate diversity in chocolate. 

In any case, I don't think this is real coco butter so maybe stick to the brown ones. The black ones are also really good but the white ones disappoint. 

Reese's White Peanut Butter Eggs

There is no chocolate in these Reese's White Peanut Butter Eggs. No coco butter  or anything related to chocolate at all. I'll grant that it does not say that there is any chocolate, but this is a Hershey product and these addictive little buggers are made of things you shouldn't put in your body. 

Why do you kill me so good!

Birds Eye Steamfresh Gold and White Corn, Carrots, Asparagus

Birds Eye Steamfresh Gold and White Corn, Carrots, Asparagus really does cook in pack. I mean, you just dump that thing in your microwave and let it cook then open the bag and put it on a plate. 

It still tastes like vegetables and frozen asparagus will never be as good as fresh, but it still gets your pee stinking. These packs being vegetables they don't taste like much so you may want to add some pepper, but other than that: eat this stuff, it's good for you.

Old Home White Enriched Bread

It should really worry me that my bread tells me how good it is and Old Home has "is good bread" on every package. The truth is that their wheat bread is not as good as their 'White Enriched Bread'. The latter being thicker and more solid. 

At the end of the day it is still bread and bread with little in the way of fiber but it's okay bread.  

Cauliflower

Cauliflower has been around a long time. How long? Well, 6th century B.C. that makes it something like 26 hundred years. All that time folks have been eating this flavorless plant. What you probably don't know is that it's appeal is that it tastes like almost nothing making it superior among vegetables that back in the day were very bitter.  

I can't say I like the stuff, but I can tell you it's good for you and will taste like what you flavor it with. That makes this agreeable so eat up. You want to live a happy life don't you?

White Chocolaty Pringles

Seen here in what could pass for a healthy meal White Chocolaty Pringles are what happens when you take normal Pringles and dust them with powdered sugar.

I think they would have been better with less salt.

This potato nightmare has a 'Limited time only' stamp. I guess after getting no joy in eating these horrible things I was supposed to be big on the novelty. Even my brother, who is a human garbage disposal, wouldn't finish off the can to these things.