Saturday, February 29, 2020

Hsin Tung Yang Black Sesame Cookie

The Hsin Tung Yang Black Sesame Cookie is what you would get if you put black sesame candy on a foam ball. The black Sesame part I like and the foam I don't care for. My brother couldn't eat these at all. 

I have to say if you're looking for something you haven't tried these will knock it out of the park, but they are not for everyone. 

Friday, February 28, 2020

Denny's Ice Coffee

Denny's Ice Coffee is a casual drinker's iced coffee more for having a drink then fueling a late night work session. 

You know at least once in your life you went to Denny's at three in the morning to have a laps from some homework project that took all night.  

In any case, this is okay, not great, but okay. Drink water. 

Thursday, February 27, 2020

Bubly Sparkling Water Strawberrybubly

Bubly Sparkling Water Strawberrybubly tastes mildly of strawberry. Well, chemical strawberry. I drink this stuff because I'm fat but it doesn't make me sick.

Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Burger King Marinara

Burger King Marinara tastes like pizza sauce. It tastes like good pizza sauce, but I've never been a pizza sauce dude so this isn't all that great. Then again, those cheese sticks are bland.

Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Burger King Mozzarella Sticks

Burger King Mozzarella Sticks are, well, Mozzarella Sticks. I mean, these are good, but bland and meant to be placed in a dip or something. If you're into these kinds of food then go for this because it fits the bill.

Monday, February 24, 2020

Berger King Stacker

The Berger King Stacker was a number 7 when I went to try one, but I can't find it on the website. These are big sloppy burgers with meat and cheese, but they don't tern the bun into slop like a triple whopper will. All and all, good deal.

Sunday, February 23, 2020

Naturdays Natural Light Strawberry Lemonade Beer

Naturdays Natural Light Strawberry Lemonade is beer, but only just. I don't think I can get drunk off the stuff. I can drink it all day and not get all that drunk. 

Past that, this is a great beer for millennials who are still very much in their sugar faze and still want everything to be sweet. It's not a wine cooler but it's close. Not bad drinking, but not the best I've had.

Saturday, February 22, 2020

Denny's Cob Salad

I was out with a friend and he insisted on Denny's and then we had to get a bigger both to fit a manzila like me so I ordered the cheapest thing on the menu I could find. That was Cob Salad with chicken.

My take on this, Meh, it's okay. Not great, but it was okay. It could have used some more vegetables.

Friday, February 21, 2020

Maruchan Ramen Noodle Soup Lime Shrimp Flavor

Maruchan Ramen Noodle Soup Lime Shrimp Flavor is the kind of thing you can eat on a cold spring morning to get your salt in before you drop dead. I add vegetables to make it less deadly, but Ramen is always a big load of salt. Add vegetables and work on that summer bod. 

flavor isn't as bad as I thought ti would be.

Thursday, February 20, 2020

Coffee Mate Natural Bliss Cold Brew Coffee Mocha

Coffee Mate Natural Bliss Cold Brew Coffee Mocha is as calorie intense as a cookie from Subway. It's a subtle, but very coffee type thing and I love coffee. I have to say it works with whisky. I still would have to say it's best on it's own. I mean, good stuff, not stellar.  

Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Cracker Barrel Single Bowl Cheddar Havarti

Cracker Barrel Single Bowl Cheddar Havarti is a just too much sort of thing that is okay. I mean, Mac and Cheese everyone likes, but why breadcrumbs? Don't get me wrong here, this is the kind of white person food Cracker Barrel is known for with over expensive names and too many textures. I'm just not sure it makes it any better to know that I'm eating cheese powder that isn't cheddar. 

The only thing better than mac and cheese is mac and cheese with bacon. This is not better. It's on the side, but not bad. 

Tuesday, February 18, 2020

White Castle Desserts Butter Cake On-A-Stick

White Castle Desserts Butter Cake On-A-Stick would be better without the stick. I mean, that stick is dry and hard when the rest of the cake is crusty and sweet. I really like these but don't eat that stick. Thing will get stuck in your teeth.

Monday, February 17, 2020

Jif Power Ups Soft Baked Bars Creamy Peanut Butter

Jif Power Ups Soft Baked Bars Creamy Peanut Butter taste way to good to be good for me. I mean, I could eat a box of these a day and not really notice. If you need food fast get these. If you are trying to get healthy don't eat them.

Sunday, February 16, 2020

Adaptable Meals Whiskey Black Pepper Pork Roast

Adaptable Meals Whiskey Black Pepper Pork Roast is ready to cook as soon as you get it and you can freeze them if they come on sale. These are great and tender. I'll get more soon. They do take like three hours to cook but all you really need to do is pick the stuff to cook them with. Great deal.

Saturday, February 15, 2020

V8 Splash Tropical Blend

V8 Splash Tropical Blend is very mango. It's got that kind of thick nectar thing going on. To be honest I like this stuff but I'm told not to drink my calories. Why are you so screwed up world?!

Friday, February 14, 2020

Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts King Size

Heaven isn't far away from a good cup of coffee and Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts King Size. With the day of hearts upon us and many of you folks having time with your love, the rest of us are alone. 

If it's a last minute gift to placate your girl then these hearts are going to earn you a black eye. For the lonely, however, they go on sale with the morning and will be half off making them the best thing to have with coffee in the cold of a lonely house. 

Don't mock the lonely house, folks, for it's better than a house of ill will or a house of shouting. 

Thursday, February 13, 2020

Hershey's Gold Peanuts & Pretzels Hearts

Hershey's Gold Peanuts & Pretzels Hearts are one of those things made to get stores to by them but they have almost no relevance to the holiday. 

I mean, gold for Valentine's? These do have the virtue of being totally killer treats that I would by anyway. In truth I need to give them away so I stop eating them because I'm fat. 

Wednesday, February 12, 2020

Reese's Peanut Butter Heart

Reese's Peanut Butter Heart is dry by comparison to the normal peanut butter cups. I think this thing is a real disappointment. Then again, it's a valentine chocolate for children and coworkers not for people you love. If you want the fat chick with all the makeup who sits in the cubical down the way to die early give her a mess of these, but if you want a nice thing to have with coffee this is not your bag.

Also, don't eat these cold. They are better at room temperature. 

Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Peeps Strawberry Creme Marshmallow Hearts

Peeps Strawberry Creme Marshmallow Hearts are a welcome change to the Peep army on it's march to take over the holiday world. I can't wait to see what happens when they get fur tree peeps. 

In any case, these Strawberry Creme peeps taste really good and would go well with some strawberry shortcake. Unlike when they just chang the shape they changed the shape and flavor of these and it works. It works really well. 

Monday, February 10, 2020

El Pueblo Burger Chile Cheese Fries

El Pueblo Burger is a small run down burger grill in The City of Industry, California not far from the mall where the filmed 'Back to the Future' was made. Their Chile Cheese Fries are good. I got a good amount of them, and I would say I would get them again. Only thing is that I don't fit in the booths at this place so may be I shouldn't have so many fries. 

Sunday, February 9, 2020

Palmer Valentine Chocolate Cuddly Cuties White and Milk Chocolate Flavored Candy

Palmer Valentine Chocolate Cuddly Cuties White and Milk Chocolate Flavored Candy are not bad for not being real chocolate. They are not great and I normally would never eat fake chocolate, or anything saying 'flavored' on it really. Still, if you want to fill the office candy bowl with a holiday treat to kill your coworkers this is a great choice.

Let the synthetic nightmare dominate your holiday. 

Saturday, February 8, 2020

Jolly Rancher Jelly Hearts

Coming with cherry, strawberry, and watermelon flavors Jolly Rancher Jelly Hearts are Jelly Beans with less flavor. I have to ask who these are made for given that children don't care what their sugar looks like and women wouldn't want these kinds of things. 

People, chocolate is romantic, watermelon is not. 

Friday, February 7, 2020

Baileys Red Velvet Limited Edition

Sealed with a heart Baileys Red Velvet Limited Edition is crap. I could have gotten a bad bottle, but right off I could taste the lesser alkaloids that will give  you a hangover. This stuff tastes like a bad knockoff of Baileys.

Drink this and you will have a bad day...or at least your liver will.

Thursday, February 6, 2020

White Castle Black Bean Sliders

White Castle Black Bean Sliders are the best sliders I've ever had from White Castle. I don't know why, but these cook up better and are more filling than the meat varieties. 

I like to cook just the patties for a minute in the microwave before adding the buns and cooking for another minute. 

Good stuff, will buy again. 

Wednesday, February 5, 2020

Subway Cranberry Cheesecake Cookie

With too little cheesecake and cranberry Subway's Cranberry Cheesecake Cookie is one of those things you eat and think "should I really eat this?" or at least I do because going to subway is like saying "I'm going to eat better" then I stuff my face with this crap.

It's a cookie but you shouldn't eat it unless you are small enough not to feel bad.

Tuesday, February 4, 2020

Galaxy Burgers Coffee

At two locations in Southern California you can get Galaxy Burger Coffee. It's not that great, but I'm trying to cut back on the sugar. To be honest, next time I'm just asking for a cup for water. 

Monday, February 3, 2020

White Asparagus

White Asparagus feels funny in your mouth when you eat it. It makes the same bad smell as normal asparagus so I don't know why one would eat the stuff. I mean, if you want a change i guess but it's not that great of a change. Softer than normal asparagus but in no way better.

Sunday, February 2, 2020

Pirate's Booty Veggie

Pirate's Booty Veggie was on sale at my local discount store and I can see why. Your first impression of them is that they suck. As you keep eating like the manzilla that I am you start to think they are better until you just get used to them. 

They still look kind of moldy and I don't get why a pirate would eat these, but they could stave off scurvy. 

Saturday, February 1, 2020

Twix White

With the big V day coming soon what could be more appropriate than having a little white dong shaped chocolate? Anyway, these are made with real coco butter so they are very high quality. I don't know if I would hold them over the original twix, but if you like the white stuff then these are your bag.