The Father's Table Strawberry Swirl Cheesecake

The Father's Table Strawberry Swirl Cheesecake is the one flavored cheesecake that honestly tastes like what it is named. I'm not a big fan of this flavor. It's the last one I eat out of the pack, but if it's your thing this is a good thing to have. 

Goes better with wine then coffee, but I'm not big on wine. 
 

The Father's Table New York Style Cheesecake

The Father's Table New York Style Cheesecake comes in their variety pack and is just the right size for dropping in your mouth. I would love to wake up in the morning and have coffee and cheesecake with a hot woman. This would be just the right cheesecake for that.

This is best had with dark coffee or bitter wine. I would say it's just a bite short on flavor but with the black coffee I love it gets the job done.
 

The Father's Table Chocolate Marble Cheesecake

The Father's Table Chocolate Marble Cheesecake needs more chocolate. I mean, you can see that the chocolate doesn't go all the way through. I can hardly taste the chocolate so I feel this doesn't have enough.

Past that, tastes okay.
 

Philadelphia Salted Caramel Cheesecake Snacks

 Philadelphia Salted Caramel Cheesecake Snacks is the kind of fatty delicious thing I shouldn't eat because I'm fat. I am so fat and as fat as I am this is so delicious. 

I love cheesecake, but eat it rarely because of bad childhood memories ... and that fact that I'm just too fat. 

If you like cheesecake you really need to try this because it's one killer combination. I would put these on my buy list if I wasn't so fat.

Hostess Donettes Strawberry Cheesecake

Hostess Donettes Strawberry Cheesecake sound like the kind of thing a fat dude like me would be obsessed with. Sadly, what sounds like a rapturous experience in food is little more than a normal pastry. I was not impressed with these.

They were fine, sure, but had too little flavor to be worth eating and the "Cheesecake" name is in no way earned. I will say they have strawberry flavor.  

If you're a big fat dude like me you should keep clear of these, if you're Millie Bobby Brown thin then you should eat these and a whole lot more because you're too skinny.
 

Sara Lee Cheesecake Creamy Classic

 

When you want a bite of cheesecake these Sara Lee Cheesecake Creamy Classics are just the right size. I have never just wanted a bite of cheesecake but then I am a big fat dude with emotional issues. Food doesn't make the pain go away. 

These are great little snacks that go well with coffee. They heat up fast and easy unlike full sized cheese cake. I love these and you will too.

Subway Cranberry Cheesecake Cookie

With too little cheesecake and cranberry Subway's Cranberry Cheesecake Cookie is one of those things you eat and think "should I really eat this?" or at least I do because going to subway is like saying "I'm going to eat better" then I stuff my face with this crap.

It's a cookie but you shouldn't eat it unless you are small enough not to feel bad.

Burger King Oreo Cookie Cheesecake

Burger King Oreo Cookie Cheesecake is an Oreo Cookie Cheesecake! I mean, what more do you really need to know?

Fiber One Cheesecake Bar Chocolate

Fiber One Cheesecake Bar Chocolate are junk food trying to look healthy like when women wear those panties that come up to their belly button. Well, fiber is a good thing. Fiber keeps you from spending your life on the toilet looking at your smart phone. 

I mean, who do you think you are, the president? Don't tweet from the can people!

Anyway, these are much better with coffee because the crust is dry. Past that, good tasting product. I'm not going to buy more because it's junk food and I'm fat.