Peeps Marshmallows Hot Tamales

Peeps Marshmallows Hot Tamales is a cinnamon flavored peep. It's good. I mean, if you like cinnamon a good deal these are fine, but I don't see them being a big thing. They are not as good as Peeps could be.

Caffe Monster Salted Caramel

 

Caffe Monster Salted Caramel isn't very salted, and I can't taste the caramel. I would still buy more if I found them at a good price. They don't keep me up at night, but I do like them.

Ghirardelli Milk Chocolate Carmel Bunnies and Eggs

Ghirardelli Milk Chocolate Carmel Bunnies and Eggs are an Easter treat that you shouldn't miss if for no reason than they are Ghirardelli. That is a name that means good chocolate. I feel so fat, who do I keep reviewing these things?

Russell Stover Strawberries N' Creme Bunny

Russell Stover Strawberries N' Creme Bunny is a tastes abomination dreamed up to make something Easter without expensive chocolate. It tastes great, but makes me feel like little pink bunnies will burst out of my big fat gut and start dancing around the room. Modern science is scary.

Tootsie Roll Eggs

 I believe it has taken me three years and four bags to review Tootsie Roll Eggs. They are kind of a mix between a M & M and a Tootsie Roll. People loved or hated these things, but I thought they were rather good. I'd recommend that if you like Tootsie try the rolls, if not then you won't like these.

Pasta Bellezza Four Cheese Ravioli

 Pasta Bellezza Four Cheese Ravioli is a mild ravioli that could use a bit more cheese. I mean, you used four of them, but you could have just used a lot of one and made something better. 

The idea of adding more than one cheese is to add flavor not use up what you have left over in the kitchen so these are disappointing.  

I would still get them again, but I'm a big fat dude. 

Farm Rich Flame Broiled Italian Style Meatballs

 Farm Rich Flame Broiled Italian Style Meatballs are some great meatballs. They feel like meat in your mouth and taste like they are not the Frankenstein creation that they are. How is it cheaper to get meat from three kinds of animal?

Anyway, if you can look past that these taste really good. They are almost certainly terrible for me. The more you look at food the more depressing it gets.

Organics by Red Bull Bitter Lemon

 Organics by Red Bull Bitter Lemon tastes like cleaning product. I mean, if you like a strong lemon taste these are okay but you don't drink them for the taste. I could see dropping some vodka in this and sipping it, and that would keep you from drinking too fast.

Good to Go Pork Sausage Skinless Links

Good to Go Pork Sausage Skinless Links are the sausage that you get in restaurants that never tastes cooked all the way through. As you can see I chopped it up and scorched it, and it still didn't give me a meaty texture.

This stuff is fatty and odd tasting. It's one of those 'I can't put my finger' on it situations.  There is something just wrong with this sausage.
 

Red Bull, The Yellow Edition

 Red Bull, The Yellow Edition, looks like piss and tastes, well, better than piss. It has a mildly bad smell and is generally weak-sauce. I've never been a fan of Red Bull because even if I had wings I couldn't get my big hind section off the ground, but this just isn't giving me wings.

Lofthouse Sugar Cookies St. Patrick's Day

Lofthouse Sugar Cookies St. Patrick's Day have a funny order to their name. It's almost like the people who made them was as drunk as I want to be right now. It's so hard to get drunk when you way as much as I do. 

Oh, and these cookies are fine with coffee.

Coffee Mate Irish Creme

Coffee Mate Irish Creme sort of tastes like Irish Cream. I had to assure my brother that it had no alcohol. I have to say that he stole almost all of these before I could really get to taste them so they must have been good. As he can't have booze right now I understand his actions.

Trader Giotto's Traditional Marinara Sauce

 Trader Giotto's Traditional Marinara Sauce is both chunky and runny. The flavor is just what I would think a marinara should be but I've never been in favor of the big chunks of tomato in my sauce. You can heat this without water and it will be just fine.

This is a good enough marinara for any canned marinara user. Good stuff, but not my bag. 

Bos Ice Tea Peach Flavored

 Bos Ice Tea Peach Flavored tastes like peach tea and that's good, because the 'flavored' part means there's no peach in there. This is some okay stuff. I would say if you like tea you should try it, but if tea is not your bag then this just won't be worth drinking.

Reuben Corned Beef Brisket

 Reuben Corned Beef Brisket is good for what it is. I mean, I found it to be fine meat which is not common for Corned Beef. Corned Beef is overly salty, long lasting, and not good for you. 

 Still, this stuff is something I have once a year so it won't kill me...I'm sure other things will. 

P3 Portable Protein Pack Turkey Ham Cheddar

 P3 Portable Protein Pack Turkey Ham Cheddar is cold cuts without crackers on the go. I'm not sure how you even should eat this stuff given that you don't have a fork or toothpick to eat it with. 

I could see someone dumping this in an omelet, but not taking it to work. I'm calling this a fail. Too much packaging for what you get.

Elmhurst Oat Latte Cacao

 Elmhurst Oat Latte Cacao has a muddy texture and tastes very little like coffee. I guess having a vegan option is good but this one just isn't that great. It is thick and smooth but needs more character.

International Delight Hershey's Chocolate Carmel Creamer Singles

International Delight Hershey's Chocolate Carmel Creamer Singles don't have much of a flavor. This could have something to do with the fact that I drink big cups of coffee. These really need to be a lot stronger for them to be a good buy. If you drink your coffee strong then these are not for you.

Cap'n Crunch's Cotton Candy Crunch

Cap'n Crunch's Cotton Candy Crunch turns your poop green. I mean, it tastes okay as cereal, but it turn your poop green. It is not like eating cotton candy and you shouldn't have cotton candy for breakfast anyway. Fail.
 

La Panzanella Mini Croccantini, Original

 La Panzanella Mini Croccantini, Original are crunchy salty crackers that go well with most things you can put on them. They do tend to brake in half if you put them in dip. 

Good stuff, would buy again.

Lunchables Turkey & Cheddar Sub Sandwich

 Lunchables Turkey & Cheddar Sub Sandwich has got to be one of the dumber ideas from Lunchables given that you can just make a sandwich. I guess if you were on your way to work and needed food, stopped at the store, and found this it would be fast. 

Still, it comes with no mustered, only mayo, and the whole thing tasted old even as I tried it a day after I got it home from the store. The cookies could hardly be called such and that juice is the kind that you should never drink because you can't see what's in that pack.

I mean, true story, they once found a frog in a can of soda so I never drink from the can. 

Once Again Cashew Butter Creamy Unsweetened

 'Once Again Cashew Butter Creamy Unsweetened' could be mistaken for dry peanut butter. It doesn't cashew much. I got this off a discount shelf so it could be an old jar, but so far as I can tell this stuff just isn't as good as it's peanut brother.

Bryan Sweet Hickory Smoked Bacon

 Bryan Sweet Hickory Smoked Bacon tastes like Bacon. I don't taste any Bryan at all and the sweet hickory is undetectable. Then again, what does Bryan taste like? I mean, have you ever eaten a Bryan, because I haven't.

I still don't taste any hickory. I at least know what that tastes like. That leaves this at just tasting like bacon and most people like bacon so I'm not sure adding flavors to bacon is the right thing to do. 

Farmer's Pantry Cornbread Crisps Jalapeno

Farmer's Pantry Cornbread Crisps Jalapeno have a cumulative hotness that will make it important for you to have something to drink with them. Past that, I really like these and wish I had found them in normal as apposed to Jalapeno. 

I have to say I don't see how these aren't more popular. This is a great concept, and you should try them.
 

Cide Road Switchel Cherry Ginger

 Cide Road Switchel Cherry Ginger is one of those vinegar drinks that is supposed to help you lose weight. It will damage your teeth if you drink too much. Then, so will soda, but with this you should make sure you use the right mouthwash. 

Anyway, it's an odd flavor that I would not call refreshing. If you want to use this stuff to lose weight keep it down to one a day.

Hoffy Franks

 Hoffy Franks, made with whatever livestock is the cheapest that day are about what I expect out of a nasty hot dog. There are better hot dogs, the all beef kind, but these are hot dogs that depend on what you put on them for flavor. 

If a hot dog is there to hold chilly, or whatever you want to put on it, then these are your jam. If not, these are passable food made for poor people who will likely die young from eating crappy food. 

Wendy's Bacon Cheese Baked Potato

 Wendy's Bacon Cheese Baked Potato is interesting as a fast food item. The cheese is subpar and the bacon is, well, bacon. I wouldn't get this over good old fries, but it's an okay change of pace. I can see why I keep away from Wendy's with the quality of their food being on the low side. I mean, this feels like summer camp food.

Dave's Killer Bread Good Seed Organic Bread

Dave's Killer Bread Good Seed Organic Bread is the kind of thing you keep refrigerated, because it may go moldy. That's because all good bread needs to be kept refrigerated, I've never seen this go moldy.

 Anyway, this is a hearty bread full of seeds that will get everywhere. I got a few in bed. Scared the pants off me. I thought they were bedbugs for a second. 

This bread is not as soft as some breads, but it is still nice and chewy. It makes really great grilled cheese with muenster.  Good stuff, will buy again.
 

Red Bull The Blue Edition Energy Drink

 Red Bull The Blue Edition Energy Drink is purple...it is supposed to be flavored like blueberry, but I've had blueberries, and they don't taste like much.

Stuff tastes okay, has no kick to it, and goes down smooth so add vodka and enjoy. Drink responsibly.

Monster Energy Ultra Watermelon

 Monster Energy Ultra Watermelon is one of the diet options given by Monster and for that it is fine. The watermelon flavor could be stronger but screwing it up with diet sweetener will never sit well with me. I mean, no matter how good these get they will still give me the runs.

Cracker Barrel Black Ribbon California Smoked Provolone Cheese Slices

 Cracker Barrel Black Ribbon California Smoked Provolone Cheese Slices lack the normal shape of provolone and have a stronger, more cheddar like, flavor. This is sharper than normal provolone and stands up well in a sandwich. 

I can't say I taste the smoke flavor much, but then I grill my lunch meat. I don't know what there really is to say about fancy pants cheese. Good stuff, yeah, I would get it again.