Tuesday, April 30, 2019

The Hideout Pizza and Grill Fries

Over at the Hideout Pizza and Grill in Anaheim, California french fries are seasoned. I have to say that these are some of the best french fries I've eaten from a fast food place. 

I will say that they could have come with more ketchup, but dang these were good. 

Monday, April 29, 2019

rip it Energy Fuel G-Force Grape

I was at work drinking my rip it Energy Fuel G-Force Grape and one of the guards said "rip it, that's the crap I had over seas" only he swore a good deal more and got nasty. 

As energy drinks go this stuff isn't that strong and as grape soda goes it's not that great.  The only saving grace of these things is that you have an energy drink in grape soda so if you like grape soda your in luck. 

As for me, these were two for a dollar so I got a bunch of them. 

Sunday, April 28, 2019

Lady Liberty Tortilla Chips Jalapeno & Cheese

Lady Liberty Tortilla Chips Jalapeno & Cheese struck me as something I wouldn't want to eat. Now after having a bag or two I wish I had gotten more of them. They're a little like Doritos only with just the right amount of kick for a white dude who is not to big on peppers.

Saturday, April 27, 2019

Farmer Boys Patty Melt

Farmer Boys Patty Melt is a pretty solid sandwich with it's crunchy bread and beefy beef. On days that I feel like crap this may just do to pick me up. The sourdough is a bit bland and if you want that to have a strong flavor look elsewhere.  

All and all, I would get this again. 

Friday, April 26, 2019

The Hideout Pizza & Grill Pizza

The Hideout Pizza & Grill in Anaheim is open until three in the morning on many a day and if you go there you may just run into me. Their Pizza is cheesy and oily like pizza should be and I used the crust to scoop up the cheese that came off. SO much cheese.

Thursday, April 25, 2019

Michelina's Pop'n Chicken

Michelina's Pop'n Chicken is the kind of nightmare food you would expect to get at a summer camp where they are trying to save money by feeding the kids less. 

Those smiley things which look like they would torture your soul in hell are made of potatoes. The chicken is hardly worth the name. 

Are these bad, well bad for you they are, but they taste okay. I just feel odd eating food that shouldn't have a face but has a face. I mean, this stuff is just wrong. 

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Farmer Boys Vanilla Shake

Farmer Boys Vanilla Shake is a thing that is there to make it exist. Vanilla isn't white. It comes from a bean that is black and should leave some kind of black spots. Is this a fail? No, it's just okay.

Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Farmer Boys Sourdough Chicken Avocado Sandwich

Farmer Boys has this Sourdough Chicken Avocado Sandwich which is lacking in the Sourdough department. I mean, it wasn't sour at all. The whole point of the sourdough is to give the sandwich and extra edge of flavor which it failed to do. Other than that, good sandwich. Nothing to tell your mom about.

Monday, April 22, 2019

Lindt Little Chick

Lindt Little Chicks are a mild slim chocolate and the artificial flavors stand through. I mean, these aren't that great. I wouldn't get these again because they're just not that great, but if you have kids you don't like they won't notice.

Sunday, April 21, 2019

Hamlet Belgian Chocolate Speedy

Yes this Hamlet brand Belgian chocolate has a name. That bunny is Speedy, and he's sure to make your Easter party just a little more classy. 

Now Speedy is not as rich as a Hershey's chocolate, but will certainly get the job done of rotting your teeth. This is a great chocolate for black coffee or red wine and is a cut above most of the normal holiday fair.  

I took that box in the background to work and everyone said "Free chocolate!" and stopped fighting for a whole day.

Saturday, April 20, 2019

Hamlet Belgian Chocolate Bunny

Why do we eat adorable bunnies on Easter? I mean, when you a kid you don't think about it but now as an adult I think it's a little messed up. Then again, we eat all kinds of things made of chocolate and we eat bunnies in real life so I guess it's okay. This Hamlet Belgian Chocolate Bunny is good milk chocolate...even if it feels odd to bight the poor things head off.

Friday, April 19, 2019

Peeps Pancakes & Syrup

Peeps Pancakes & Syrup because there is no thing more not worth eating than Peeps so we need to make them taste better or look dumber. Well, I can sure taste the syrup.

Thursday, April 18, 2019

Ferrero Eggs Cocoa

Ferrero Eggs Cocoa are a dark chocolate Easter treat sure to make you look like you're eating poop. If the dang things weren't really good they would make me sick to look at someone eating them. 

Now, as chocolat goes these are not a sweet as a Cadbury Egg, but they have a more complex flavor for the more discerning pallet. In short, I think these are more for grown ups than for kids on Easter. 

Then again, if these are at a good price your kids won't care. 

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

Cadbury Milk Chocolate Mini Eggs

Cadbury Milk Chocolate Mini Eggs are like M&M's. Are they better than M&M's? No, but the holiday gives us a reason to pig out and these are holiday themed Calories.  

That said, these are really good but don't leave them in the refrigerator after you open them because they pick up flavors. 

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Peeps Brand Milk Chocolate Covered Marshmallow

In the world of snack food there are few things I find as hard to understand as Peeps. I mean, I thought that you were only supposed to use them as decoration. I couldn't figure eaten them out of anything but pure hunger. We should ship these to starving people. 

Then they go and cover them in chocolate and I'm like, 'wow, tasty,"  I guess that goes to show that you should eat them with other stuff. I still wouldn't want Peeps, and I would be pissed at you for getting them for me, but these are good.

Monday, April 15, 2019

Dove Solid Milk Chocolate Bunny

You can really taste the milk in this 'Dove Solid Milk Chocolate Bunny' and at more than seven hundred Calories you should be able to. Yeah, yeah, the pack says 240 but that's per serving and this is three servings. 

In any case, this stuff makes me long for coffee and so I eat it with coffee. This is a great thing to share with a friend over a good cup of Joe. Don't try and take a bite out of this if you keep it in the refrigerator. Thing will be hard enough to hurt your teeth. 

Sunday, April 14, 2019

Russell Stover Strawberry Cream Egg

If your idea of an Easter treat is a sticky chocolateish pile of mush then Russell Stover Strawberry Cream Eggs are for you. I mean, yeah, they taste good but they don't come out of the pack all that well and your date will be trying to get her hands clean and complaining. 

Giving these to kids will fair you no better as they will make an enormous mess.  Fail.

Saturday, April 13, 2019

Denny's Tropical Green Smoothy

Denny's Tropical Green Smoothy is green goop in a glass. It is okay tasting green goop, but it is still goop. I don't think it's worth it. Get a salad and drink water.

Friday, April 12, 2019

Denny's Strawberry Puppies

Fun fact for you, hush puppies were first made to quiet dogs at out door fish fries. Anyway, Denny's Strawberry Puppies are all kinds of puppy and no kind of strawberry. I don't mind that much, but it may be a big thing to you. 

That dip will only get on the puppy if you bite into it first, so that's a negative.  All and all, these are okay, not stellar but I would get them again.

Thursday, April 11, 2019

Chick-fil-A Honey Mustard

Chick-fil-A Honey Mustard is very honey and just enough mustered to make it work. I never had this on hash browns before, but I had to admit that it works. Good stuff.

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Hershey's Kisses Carrot Cake Candy

Hershey's Kisses Carrot Cake Candy are the kind of abomination that shows us just how far candy makers are willing to fall from the original to sell you crap. 

In case you want to know, these are NOT chocolate. They have no chocolate in them what so ever. I'm not saying how white chocolate is not chocolate either. I mean, these things are just palm oil. 

Do they taste okay? Yeah, but not as good as chocolate and so still a let down. 

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Chick-fil-A Hash Browns

Chick-fil-A Hash Browns are so out of the freezer that they're hardly worth the calories. If it weren't for the fact that these are a good way to get a review for the sauce I'd never order them again.

Are they bad? No, just a bit frost bitten. Better than high school tater tots. 

Monday, April 8, 2019

Chick-fil-A Frosted Key Lime

Chick-fil-A Frosted Key Lime is tart, green, and cold. I don't know why anyone would like this, but if it's your thing it's your thing. It wasn't very sweet, but was still all kinds of calories.

Sunday, April 7, 2019

Chick-fil-A Chicken Biscuit

At work my fellow guards said that I had to try Chick-fil-A...also they said I had to try pot, but that was a much longer conversation. In any case, the Chicken Biscuit is not going to take the title of king from the clown when it comes to your morning meal. 

That is one good biscuit, sure, and the chicken is great. Put them together, and it all disintegrates in your hand when you try to eat it. I had crumbs all over my uniform. 

Saturday, April 6, 2019

Victoria Penne Alla Vodka

Victoria Penne Alla Vodka pasta in sauce is for those who are too lazy to make it on their own an don't have a freezer. I mean, if there was an earthquake you'd be good eating this out of the jar. 

Past that, I had some, it was okay, then I left it in the refrigerator and forgot about it. Stuff is okay. 

Friday, April 5, 2019

Milk Chocolate M&M's Eggs

Milk Chocolate M&M's Eggs are a lazy attempt at Easter candy given that they are just big M&M's in a funny shell. If your thing was "I like M&M's but there is too much candy shell" then these are your jam. 

That said, dude you got some funny jam going on their. Eat some vegetables. 

Thursday, April 4, 2019

Gamesa Mamut

The Gamesa Mamut is some kind of moon pie I ran into at the discount store and they were there because the box got crushed. These are not for grown folks to have because they just don't do well with coffee. They also don't have tusks, fur, or are giant herbivores. I know, I was disappointed as well.

Wednesday, April 3, 2019

The Habit Burger Grill Tri-Tip Steak

The Habit Burger Grill Tri-Tip Steak is a mess that got all over my uniform. It was good meat for this but still got all over my uniform. It was a nasty mess that I felt wasn't worth eating.

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

Old Home Hot Dog Enriched Buns

In the world of suck one thing that stands out is hot dog buns that don't keep your ketchup in. Old Home Hot Dog Enriched Buns are such buns. I mean, why have a bun if you get crap all over you?

Monday, April 1, 2019

Ted's Burgers Fish and Chips

Over at Ted's Burgers in Anaheim you can get some really good food. The fish and chips is not something I'm putting on that list. The fish is on the small side and clearly out of a box. Is it bad, no, but it's not totally killer like some of the other food here.