Atkins Stone Fired Three Meat Pizza

 Atkins Stone Fired Three Meat Pizza doesn't look like much but I over cooked it just a little. It will get black in the middle when you over cook it so don't do that. 

It was okay, as pizza goes it's not like I would go and buy more and more of them and I'm known for buying frozen pizza. 

This is one hundred percent edible.

AMC Flatbread Pepperoni Pizza

 In the odd times I honestly go to the theater instead of steeling my movies online I try to take in some of the food at the movies these days. I mean, look at the selection. They have a whole lot of stuff.

This AMC flatbread pizza was crap. The bread was too thick and hard. There wasn’t enough cheese, and it didn’t pull apart. It was also a little too greasy for a movie, but just remember to bring napkins and you’ll be fine as far as that goes.

Expensive and disappointing this is not that great. Stick with the popcorn, it is also expensive and disappointing but at least it last a long time and isn’t gone before your movie.

Banquet Mega Pizza Slices Double Stuffed

 Banquet Mega Pizza Slices Double Stuffed needs more stuffing. Not that it's bad, but more that it's not great. It is better than a number of small frozen pizzas I've had but it isn't that much better. 

If you really like pizza, and I do, I think you should try this, but don't expect it to wow you.

DiGiorno Breakfast Croissant Eggs Benedict Style Pizza

 DiGiorno Breakfast Croissant Eggs Benedict Style Pizza could only be more California if you added avocado. The avocado is something you should add after baking because it will not stand the heat well. 

I find this to be an oddly wet pizza. Stuff drips off of it as you eat. Also, the crust is too thick and you wind up pealing some of it away. Not the the crust is bad but it just is too much for one person to eat. 

If you're serving this to your family add a few healthy things and eat the crust. Past that, you should really try this pizza.

DiGiorno Breakfast Croissant Cinnamon Roll Pizza

 Had they not legalized pot I would think we wouldn't have DiGiorno Breakfast Croissant Cinnamon Roll Pizza. Remember that I live alone now and have few friends who would try this with me, so I had to eat the whole thing. 

It's not as good as a cinnamon roll. I guess it's easier to make than a cinnamon roll. i don't eat cinnamon rolls often. I will grant that my hands didn't get as dirty as they would have if i had a sticky bun. 

Still, this was just okay. It wasn't something I would go out and buy again. Sadly, I got three of them thinking I was buying something else.  

Great concept, poor execution.

Pringles Pizza

 In the general obsession with making things like pizza Pringles have made a pizza flavor and it's okay. It will never be as good as pizza. In truth, I don't think this is as cheesy as pizza. but you can kind of taste the pizza sauce. 

I can't call this a fail because I wasn't expecting much, but I would not have said "this tastes like pizza" when eating Pringles Pizza. 

Outsiders Pizza Company Detroit Style Pizza Four Cheese

 Ah, Detroit, Americas post apocalyptic city where the human population is all but extinct. I can see why after eating Outsiders Pizza Company Detroit Style Pizza Four Cheese which is just not as good as normal pizza. That thin layer of cheese also does not help. 

Is it bad, no, I found this to be one of the most filling pizzas I have ever had. The only problem is that it was pizza in name alone and really should have been called cheese bread. ... Easy on the cheese bread maybe.

The second time around, I just added cheese, which made it way better. I may buy this again but I'm going to be adding some things. 

Lunchables Pizza Kabobbles

 Lunchables Pizza Kabobbles are for people who like to play with their food. Playing with your food is unsafe and nasty. On the up side it takes longer to eat these things than just crackers and cheese with pepperoni.

I ended up just dumping the stuff in my mouth and chewing it together.  Fail, soooooo fail.

Porta Béla Crispy Mushroom Snacks Pizza

 

Porta Béla Crispy Mushroom Snacks Pizza is a pizza sauce flavored crisp. I love mushrooms, and I love these things. Do they taste like pizza? No. They taste like tomato sauce, but its a good tomato sauce that would go on pizza. I would buy these again.

Lunchables Extra Cheesy Pizza

Lunchables Extra Cheesy Pizza is what you get in a multi pack with the better kind. 

Why they even make these I can't say, because they are something of a disappointment, but they taste okay. You get more cheese than you need and that sauce is great. The truth is, however, that I would never pick these over pepperoni. I just like pepperoni.

Little Caesars

It's been twenty years since my last Little Caesars Pizza and I wasn't missing anything. These things leave a funny taste in my mouth. I think it's baking powder to make them rise more. You look at that pizza and say "how can that be a fail?" but some how it was. 

Then came the bad dreams after eating this too close to bedtime. I had a dream something was trying to crawl in my butt. It turned out that it was just that I had fallen asleep with my wallet in my pants. 

The Hideout Pizza & Grill Pizza

The Hideout Pizza & Grill in Anaheim is open until three in the morning on many a day and if you go there you may just run into me. Their Pizza is cheesy and oily like pizza should be and I used the crust to scoop up the cheese that came off. SO much cheese.

Hungry Howie's Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger Pizza

Hungry Howie's Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger Pizza didn't remind me of a cheeseburger. Then again, who wants a cheeseburger when you can have a pizza? 

In any case, it would have been better with less salt and more cheddar.

Hungry Howie's Regular Baked Small Pizza

One of the great things about Hungry Howie's is that you can order your pizza in three levels of cooking dependent on what you want. This is the regular level of cooking so it did taste regular. I can't say I loved it, and I can't say I hated it. I just like to know I have that option. 

Raybern's Pizza Supreme

Raybern's Pizza Supreme is the best super lazy sandwich I've ever had. . . how many super lazy sandwiches have I had? At least a dozen. 

In any case, I had one of these and then less then two ours later had the other one. That means you should never buy them because you'll never stop eating them. 

These are bad for you at 700 calories a sandwich  and a good amount of that is fat. I don't even want to think about the salt. 

Sbarro Mushroom Pizza

Sbarro Mushroom Pizza looks better than it is. That is not to say that it is bad it just looks kickn' when it's just good. 

BJ's Restaurant Classic Combo Pizza

BJ's Restaurant Classic Combo Pizza is studded with sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, seasoned tomatoes. On the whole this is a solid choice, but then I go to Bj's with my brother, and he always wants pizza so we are running out of choices. 

BJ's pizza has a thick spongy crust I just wish I could see more of the menu.

Digiorno Pizzeria Thin Spicy Sausage and Provolone Pizza

Digiorno Pizzeria Thin Spicy Sausage and Provolone Pizza...now that is a lot of name. As far as what this is like, well, it's okay. I don't care for the tomatoes on top.

I can say that this pizza is okay. It is better seasoned then some and the square shape makes for less wasted space. 

Mama Dosa's Sausage & Pepperoni Pizza

Mama Dosa's Sausage & Pepperoni Pizza curls when you cook it and tastes like almost nothing. If you want to get this stuff to work what you need to do is pop the toppings off and grill them before cooking the rest of the pizza to get them to be nice and cooked. 

Otherwise, they just stay half cooked and bland. 

Dr. Oetkor Ristorante Pizza Funghi

Who puts butter on pizza?! Dr. Oetkor Ristorante Pizza Funghi Funghi that's who. I have to say the butter wasn't all that great of an addition. It was otherwise good thin crust pizza. If  you can deal with the idea of having pizza leak butter on your face and you don't have anywhere to go this is great stuff.

However, if you fear getting stuff from greasy pizza on your clothes then this is a pass.