Hungry Howie's Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger Pizza

Hungry Howie's Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger Pizza didn't remind me of a cheeseburger. Then again, who wants a cheeseburger when you can have a pizza? 

In any case, it would have been better with less salt and more cheddar.

Hungry Howie's 3 Cheeser Howie Bread

Hungry Howie's '3 Cheeser Howie Bread' is better than Howie Bread, and it only gives you indigestion after twenty minutes as apposed to right away. 

To safely eat this stuff you need to pair it with a large number of vegetables or something else with potassium. Otherwise, you'll need to have a nap after eating...and you may never wake up. 

Hungry Howie's Regular Baked Small Pizza

One of the great things about Hungry Howie's is that you can order your pizza in three levels of cooking dependent on what you want. This is the regular level of cooking so it did taste regular. I can't say I loved it, and I can't say I hated it. I just like to know I have that option. 

Hungry Howie's Dipping Pizza Sauce

Hungry Howie's dipping Pizza Sauce is useful for sliming the over salty bread so that the salt doesn't knock you out right away. Is it good? Hmmm...it's American. By that I mean that it has all the not flavor of an American sauce designed to be functional but not great. Hungry Howie's website describes the sauce as 'zesty' which it is in no way.

I don't need any more reasons to be ashamed to be American and I want to write these folks an angry letter about their food!

Hungry Howie's Howie Bread

If you've ever wanted to commit suicide by salt then Hungry Howie's Howie Bread is a great idea. Yes it is topped with herbs and they use hand made dough but the salt in this gave me a stomach ache.

Feed this to the people you want to keep away from your pizza.