McDonald's Cheeseburger

It's cheeseburger day here in America, like every day isn't cheeseburger day in America, and many of you will eat a cheeseburger. This is also like every day in America. 

The McDonald's Cheeseburger has got to be one of the most consumed cheeseburgers in the world. You just got to love that burst of flavor when you bite into one. I don't know why they are so addictive, but I have always loved these things. 

I don't eat them at often to be honest but they kill me so good.

Fast Bites Cheeseburger

 

I love cheeseburgers but Fast Bites Cheeseburger some how offend me. I mean, these are those burgers with the soft meat that is full of things that are not meat. On the one hand a hamburger is so easy to make, and on the other these are deliciously bad for me. 

The worst part is that these are so fast and easy that I could eat them all day and not think about it until my gut exploded and engulfed the world. Then you would have my intestines on your lawn. No one wants that.  

Shortly, eat these like candy, in moderation. 

Campbell's Chunky Hearty Cheeseburger Soup

Campbell's Chunky Hearty Cheeseburger Soup needs more burger with all that cheese ish stuff. From a taste level this stuff isn't all that bad. I mean, it didn't remind me of a cheeseburger, but well, it was like some kind of chowder.

All and all, not bad. 

Hungry Howie's Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger Pizza

Hungry Howie's Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger Pizza didn't remind me of a cheeseburger. Then again, who wants a cheeseburger when you can have a pizza? 

In any case, it would have been better with less salt and more cheddar.

Steak-Eze Cheeseburger

Steak-Eze Cheeseburgers are one of those things you buy because you don't have a lot of time to cook. As you can see the burger on the box is very little like the one that comes out of your microwave. 

Are these bad for you, yeah, but mostly if that's all you eat. You should stay clear of those kinds of things if you can, but if you can't make sure to have these with vegetables. The Vegetables will keep the business flowing in your guts. 

After that, I thought these were fine.

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Triple Decker Cheeseburger

"Merica," cries my "Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Triple Decker Cheeseburger" as I try to fit it in my mouth. "Merica," it cries as I get it all over my face. "Merica," it cries as I try to keep it down as I walk the fair grounds.

Even when you look at the advertising they didn't bother to cook the meat for you ask yourself why anyone would eat this monstrosity.  

The sad thing is that I think this could have been very good it they had cooked it right and melted the cheese. Still messy, mind you, but good. Eat only if you have a restroom near to clean yourself up. 

Denny's Bacon Avocado Cheeseburger

When you need to stab your burger before you eat it that's just how to make a burger. I was so surprised as to what things were in this Denny's Bacon Avocado Cheeseburger.

All in all this was good eating but very bad for me. Now I want another one.

Jack in the Box Ultimate Cheeseburger

I'd like to know what is so ultimate about this Jack in the Box Ultimate Cheeseburger. I mean sure, it's got two kinds of cheese, but those 'beef' patties have an odd softness to them that makes me remember my days in youth eating things out of the microwave. 

I'm going to grant that reading the nutrition facts about this burger make me ask how I survived eating one, but that just doesn't make it 'Ultimate'. 

Three grams of Trans fat! Death on a bun. It tasted okay. 

Original Tommy's Hamburgers Double Chili Cheeseburger

Original Tommy's Hamburgers Double Chili Cheeseburger is a sloppy mess of mud that I wouldn't pay for but someone got one for me. I mean, it was food but calling that glop chili should be a crime.