Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Bob's Burgers French Fires

If you're fat like I am you've said "I want more french fries' more than once. At Bob's Burgers you will definitely not say that after ordering a combo. You get a lot of French Fries, like, a whole French of them. 

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Bob's Burgers Double Cheese Burger

There really is a 'Bob's Burgers' and they make this Double Cheese Burger which is big and made of real meat. It will get off your plate and beat the chemical smoke off any whopper any day. 

Monday, November 28, 2016

Pizzamania Pizza

Pizzamania is one of the best small Pizza places I've ever been to, but then it may be that going there reminds me of the days of my youth and when I could eat a whole large pizza on my own. 

This pizza did have a few burns around the edge there. That will happen if they get a big order right before yours.

Sunday, November 27, 2016

Little Beijing Fried Rice

Little Beijing's Fried Rice has white onion. I never could deal with white onion. Other than that it's okay. 

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Little Beijing Orange Chicken

Little Beijing 'Orange Chicken' is as good as Panda Express. If I were blindfolded I honestly believe that I couldn't tell the difference.  

Friday, November 25, 2016

Little Beijing Broccoli Beef

Little Beijing's 'Broccoli Beef' is, like all Beef with Broccoli, a standard of American Chinese food. This is what you get if you want to believe you're eating healthy and it fools me every time. 


Thursday, November 24, 2016

Little Beijing Pepper Chicken

Little Beijing is a Chinese American restaurant not far from where the 60 hits the 605. I call it Chinese American because I honestly believe this kind of food is hard to find in China. 

So 'Pepper Chicken' is one of their signature dishes and I have always found it to be one I love. Other than a few Jalapenos this is basically chicken and it has that chewy fast food feel. I know it's probably horrible for me but it's just one of those foods.  

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Subway Sandwiches Steak and Cheese

Subway Sandwiches 'Steak and Cheese' is one of those sandwiches that needs to be hot. I will say that it gets hot enough to make the vegetables  wilt and that's a bad thing for vegetables so you need to think hard about this sandwich. 

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

In N' Out Strawberry Shake

In N' Out Strawberry Shake is a reasonable beverage or desert. I am not a fan of strawberry but if I was I'd get these often. I'm normally the one who gets something else but like everything you get at 'In N' Out' these are top quality. 

Monday, November 21, 2016

Wienerschnitzel French Fries Burrito

Wienerschnitzel French Fries Burritos are the perfect food for people who love eating in their car. 

This staid in the burrito and was about as good as what you get at Wienerschnitzel. 

I have to say I like these, they're not as good as corn dogs but I like them.  

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Wienerschnitzel Oreo Shake

Wienerschnitzel Oreo Shake is the well over done Oreo Shake you get anywhere, it fails to stand out. 

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Wienershnitzel Mini Corn Dogs

Wienershnitzel 'Mini Corn Dogs' are corn dogs without the stick. Given that the one thing I dislike about corn dogs, other than they make me fat, is the stick I think these are great. No more groping around thinking the stick may be the one of your french fries at the bottom of the bag.  

Friday, November 18, 2016

Panera Bread Signature Hot Chocolate

Panera Bread 'Signature Hot Chocolate' is a 510 Calorie mess that isn't worth all the extra flesh around your belly. I thought it was okay but for 510 Calories you need to be better than okay. You need to be great and this wasn't. 

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Rock Fish

Rock Fish is, well, the most miserable fish I have ever cooked. It's so bland it needs to be aggressively seasoned and it's spiny so you can hurt yourself. If it were me I would only eat it if I caught it and that's only because I'm not handling that nasty thing for nothing. 

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Shasta Grape

I got this "Grape" Shasta to cover the flavor of some whisky that I didn't care for and it does that job very well. Grape soda is nothing like sparkling grape juice. It's just grape soda and if you like the flavor of fake grape then this stuff is for you. I would say it's very rich for the 150 Calories. Soda is death juice, and I love my death juice but this is for those who can't afford better stuff.

Buy this if you want to cover the flavor of low budget alcohol.

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Freschetta Signature Pepperoni Pizza

Freschetta Signature Pepperoni Pizza is a thin crust version of it's thick crust brother and it's just not as good. The crust is just a hair too thin and it tastes like it came from the microwave no matter how you heat it up. 

Monday, November 14, 2016

Jack Daniel's Limited Edition

I feel I need to explain this to the public at large. We make whisky for one reason and one reason alone. That's for drinking. I'll grant you that every now and again a bottle of whisky washes up on a beach, and that's a collector's item mostly because it probably stinks. 

This whisky is not made for drinking. It's made for collecting and that's just a horrible thing to do to whisky. 

In this case I got a triple pack with Jack 1 through 3 and found out why they stopped making the stuff. I've never had Jack No.7 but I'd like to try it some time.

This, on the other hand, turned my brother off to Jack as a brand and that's just a crime.

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Jack Daniel's No. 3

Either I'm getting used to Jack or No. 3 is a better version than 1 and 2. Still this was a collector's bottle and not meant to be drunk. Mixed with a good coke this is just fine but I wouldn't drink it in shots. I'm a Whiled Turkey man so this is a step down but Turkey is more expensive. 

Saturday, November 12, 2016

California Pizza Kitchen Sicilian Recipe

I ran into these California Pizza Kitchen 'Sicilian Recipe' Pizzas at my local market and gave them a try. These are some good pizzas.
Crispy thin crust and the right amount of toppings.  

The other thing is that they come in a three pack because you know you never want just one frozen pizza. I love a product that knows what it is, and I would get these again. In fact, I went back to the store and kept getting these until they stopped carrying them.

Friday, November 11, 2016

Simply Lay's Sea Salt Thick Cut Potato Chips

Simply Lay's Sea Salt Thick Cut Potato Chips are a fancy way of saying normal potato chips. They are less greasy than Original or "Classic" Lay's.

I would say these are worth trying. I wouldn't say you need to try them but if they come your way it worth a shot.

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Subway Sandwiches Black Forest Ham

Black Forest Ham is smoked ham from the Black Forest of Germany. I don't think this is the same stuff. Moreover, it's just ham, it wasn't that smoked. 

I will say that this was a fine ham sandwich, but it wasn't what it said it was which is why I wouldn't get it again. 

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Monster Unleaded

Someone ate a bowl of stupid and came up with the idea of an energy drink that has no caffeine. This is for the most part normal Monster that doesn't work nearly as well as normal Monster. If you got to have coffee, and it's not working all that well, but you can't have more caffeine  this is for you. 

I can't say I dislike it just that it doesn't work all that well for me. 

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Domino's Pizza Wings

This puddle of under cooked slop is what passes for "Wings" at Domino's Pizza. There is so much goop on these that they get lost under all the mess.  

Monday, November 7, 2016

Domino's Pizza Stuffed Cheese Bread with Bacon & Jalapeno

Domino's Pizza 'Stuffed Cheese Bread with Bacon & Jalapeno' does not have Jalapeno in every bite. The edges tend to be Jalapeno free and the middle has only so much Jalapeno. 

I think this is okay. It works but it's not great.

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Domino's Pizza Chocolate Lava Crunch Cake

Domino's Pizza 'Chocolate Lava Crunch Cake' is a hot cake with a gooey inside. If you have one of these you will burp chocolate for hours which in my opinion is a good thing. I have to say these are some great cakes. 

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Domino's Pizza Memphis BBQ Chicken Pizza

Domino's Pizza 'Memphis BBQ Chicken Pizza' has got to be the worst pizza I've had in a good long time. The inside was cold, the onions were under the cheese, and nothing was cooked properly. I had to go lay down for a few hours after eating this, because it made me sick.

Friday, November 4, 2016

Subway Sandwiches Meatball Marinara

Like all Subway Sandwiches the 'Meatball Marinara' looks nothing like what they say it will look like. I'm not even sure I ordered this properly, but I will admit it was a good sandwich. I think the only real down side is that it was hard to keep clean when eating this so never eat one of these if you're going somewhere. 

Other than that, great sub.

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Subway Sandwiches Rotisserie-Style Chicken

Subway Sandwiches "Rotisserie-Style Chicken" is a sandwich with a substantial amount of meat. I have to say that as sandwiches go this one did stand out to me as being bigger and more filling. I will say that the 700 Calories for a foot long isn't that bad a total. All in all, this is a good sandwich.

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Denny's Slamburger

Denny's Slamburger is a breakfast on a bung with hamburger added. As 441 of the 880 Calories are from fat I would have to ask why I haven't keeled over from heart attack? If you aren't fat like me this is a good deal of burger but is it worth your life?

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Denny's Iced Cappuccino

Denny's 'Iced Cappuccino' is almost exactly the ice coffee you get at Carl's Jr. I mean, it was okay but I wouldn't get it again.