Health-Ade Pop Lemon Lime

 Somewhere between the world of flavored water and soda lies Health-Ade Pop Lemon Lime. It's low in sugar and not very sweet, but in a world of diabetics and drug abuse I have to admit that it's good for me. If you had antibiotics you may need this to reset your gut. 

Anyway, this is not to be had with something sweet because that will sour it to you but if taken with savory things it can be refreshing. If you're looking to add a shot of alcohol to this it may remove the probiotics. 

This is soda for those of us on a diet who can't have artificial sweeteners because they give us the runs. 

Mountain Dew Thrashed Apple

 Mountain Dew Thrashed Apple is like drinking a Granny Smith. It's a tart crisp flavor that looks really cool. This odd flavor gets points for being different from other sodas and should be at very least on your try list. 

Would I buy it again? I don't even remember if I have reviewed normal Mountain Dew so not really, but I'm happy to have had it.

Barcel Pop Zombie

My brother and I tried this Barcel Pop Zombie popcorn and he thought it tasted like rotten fish...how would he know? I thought it tasted like lime and salt that had been sitting in the sun. We both thought they were nasty and put them out for the birds. 

That's right, pigeons, eat this crap and feel like you've smelled my sister. 

Crush Pineapple

When I saw there were only two bottles of Crush Pineapple left at the store I had to buy them and I'm disappointed. It really isn't tart enough to make this a worthy pineapple drink. 

I will grant this works fine with a little old crow, but I wouldn't drink it with the good stuff. 

Minta Original

Minta Original is one of those odd flavored sodas that came up at the discount market. I have to say this is a bizarre drink to make a soda taste like but trust me it's good. Mint is so nice a flavor and this soda makes me feel oddly at peace every time I drink some. 

I wish I had gotten more of this stuff to be honest.  

Shasta Grape

I got this "Grape" Shasta to cover the flavor of some whisky that I didn't care for and it does that job very well. Grape soda is nothing like sparkling grape juice. It's just grape soda and if you like the flavor of fake grape then this stuff is for you. I would say it's very rich for the 150 Calories. Soda is death juice, and I love my death juice but this is for those who can't afford better stuff.

Buy this if you want to cover the flavor of low budget alcohol.

Shasta Orange

For being an Orange Crush knock off 'Shasta Orange' is good stuff. It will not keep the party going until the sun comes up like real Orange Crush, but it tastes just as good. I had this with whisky and vodka and both worked out rather well. Good job Shasta. 

Kellogg's Individual Boxes

I remember back in the day when my mother first looked at what a serving was and tried to eat breakfast with only one serving of cereal . 

One serving of breakfast cereal can fit in a six ounce glass!

Needless to say, a good breakfast is not a bowl of cereal, and I think Kellogg's lets you know that with these little boxes. 

That said, I will never buy most of these again, because they are bad for you.

Hanson's Mandarin Lime Soda

The stuff on your left is water, and the stuff on your right is the soda. This is what a balanced meal with soda will look like. Please excuse my exploded hard boiled eggs.

Anyway, Hanson's Mandarin Lime Soda does not go well with whisky. It is not remarkable over other sodas and, in fact, has less of an impact. I would say it has a smooth taste but then that is not what I look for in a lime soda.

Do I look for things in a lime soda? Well, it should be easy to find them given that lime soda is clear.