Zevia Zero Sugar Cran-Raspberry Soda

Cran-Raspberry Soda is a rare bird in the modern day and still it makes a great base for holiday cocktails. The Zevia Zero Sugar version stands out as better than most Zevia I've tasted. 

If you can get your hands on this it is a smooth offering that will go with most alcohols.  

Serve this at your holiday party and the girls trying to keep their figure will love you for it. 
 

Monster Unleaded

Someone ate a bowl of stupid and came up with the idea of an energy drink that has no caffeine. This is for the most part normal Monster that doesn't work nearly as well as normal Monster. If you got to have coffee, and it's not working all that well, but you can't have more caffeine  this is for you. 

I can't say I dislike it just that it doesn't work all that well for me. 

Orange Crush

You look at the can and read ‘caffeine free’ and ask ‘why would you drink caffeine free soda?’ Orange Crush makes up for its lack of caffeine by adding twenty calories over Coke and twenty milligrams of additional sodium.

In other words, Orange Crush will not keep you up at night but will make you fat faster than Coke.