Dunkin' Limited Edition Polar Peppermint

Dunkin' Limited Edition Polar Peppermint smells like peppermint but past that it really just tastes like coffee. I think that's a good thing because peppermint coffee is what the serve in hell.

As coffee goes there is no reason not to buy this if it comes on sale. If you like peppermint it will leave you disappointed but it is coffee. 
 

Oreo Churro Creme Sandwich Cookies

 Oreo Churro Creme Sandwich Cookies fail to capture the magic of the churro but then unless you get them fresh the churro isn't that great. These are solid cookies but the hard bits in the cream don't really make me think of churros. 

These needed more cinnamon and something that they just don't have. What that something is I can't say, but I can tell it isn't there.

Pillsbury Grands Pumpkin Spice Rolls

 Pillsbury Grands Pumpkin Spice Rolls are limited Edition because no one would be dumb enough to buy them any time but fall. You need the rest of the year to forget that they are just cinnamon rolls with a different box. I didn't taste pumpkin spice which is more than cinnamon, and I didn't taste all that much cinnamon. 

Replace the cinnamon with allspice and I wouldn't have know the difference but these mostly just taste like sugar.  

They are also only good hot and not all that impressive when they are. These are a fail. 

Giant Eagle Limited Edition Candy Cane Chocolate Sandwich Cookies

 Giant Eagle Limited Edition Candy Cane Chocolate Sandwich Cookies are basically candy cane Oreo Cookies. They are good candy cane Oreo Cookies that make me wish I had a friend to make a blended iced coffee with so that I could add these in at the end. 

So tasty, and I don't really like candy canes. In fact, I would never eat them were it not for this blog ... or if I were stuck somewhere and they were sitting around. I'm fat. 

 Anyway, if you can come across these they are just what you get on the label and that's a good thing.

Limited Edition Pop Tarts Lemon Groove Pink Lemonade Flavor

Pop Tarts Lemon Groove Pink Lemonade remind me of the summer and the surf. Why they would do that I don't know because I never drank Pink Lemonade at the beach and I don't smoke pot. 

They taste okay, definitely some lemon flavor in there but, well, I don't think this is the best combination. The poorly printed graphics don't help.  

I'll be happy to pass these along to the homeless and they happy to eat them, but I won't miss them when they're gone. 

Limited Edition A ‘Christmas Miracle’ Golden Angel Cat Artisan Tree Topper

 With it's sparkly pipe cleaner hallow and little kitty face the Limited Edition A ‘Christmas Miracle’ Golden Angel Cat Artisan Tree Topper isn't something I honestly wanted. In fact of all the things from the iheartcats or the iheartdogs charity for that matter, I didn't see one chanukah ornament. 

We Jews love animals as much as anyone else. 

So why did I get this little fellow if I don't have a tree to put it on? Because buying this puts food in the bellies of poor homeless cats, that's why, and if I could I would save them all. 

At some point I got an email saying I paid for eighteen hundred and sixty meals for shelter cats through my donations at iheartcats. So, no, this thing doesn't tickle me, but I get a kick out of owning it.

Hostess Pumpkin Spice Twinkies

 There is almost no pumpkin spice in these Hostess Pumpkin Spice Twinkies. I mean, I can tell they are not just Twinkies but the flavor is so mild it gets lost. I've never liked Twinkies all that much but they keep coming out with new flavors. It's like, 'here, fat man, die by eating these flavorless cakes.'

Limited Edition Seagram's Escapes Italian Ice Variety Pack

 The Limited Edition Seagram's Escapes Italian Ice Variety Pack is a patriotic way to say you can't hold your booze. The booze in this is not enough to get you drunk unless you pound these like a mad man. 

I like the colors and the flavors are good, but this is not the thing to drink to get you drunk. 

Get these for a party and the guest my just not barf all over the place. My kind of drink really.

Keebler Fudge Stripes Make-A-Wish Cookies

Keebler Fudge Stripes Make-A-Wish Cookies where at the discount market and buying them means you support the Make a Wish foundation. 

I have to say that as soon as I opened the pack the smell told me these will be good. They smell like cake. They are not highly improved by coffee, but they taste great.  

They whole blue thing may be off putting but I can say these cookies are so good I'm taking the second pack to work to get them out of the house before my fat self eats them all. 
 

Krispy Skreme Halloween Doughnuts 2021

 Krispy Skreme Halloween Doughnuts are a good deal better this year than last, and I say if you can get down there before they are gone you should try them. The pretzels they use to make them will be stale. 

However, the cat looking ones are the best of the lot, and they all taste fine. The witch's cauldron will give you green poop. 

Trader Joe's Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Cream Liqueur

 Trader Joe's Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Cream Liqueur is on post for this years Halloween festivities and it's a great price for what it is. I will say that this is thinner than most cream liqueurs, and I would have liked more spice, but I almost always say that. Still this is a fine beverage.

If cream liqueur is your thing you should keep a healthy supply of this before it's off the shelves. I am so trying this over ice cream.

Peanut Patch Sweet Heat Boiled Peanuts

 Peanut Patch Sweet Heat Boiled Peanuts are a limited edition flavor that, well, tastes like beans. Beans you can eat with your hands, but still beans.  

I got this stuff because I remember my old man eating boiled peanuts, and I wanted to know what they were like.  The old man told me that most of the peanuts on earth are eaten boiled. I can't figure why, these are okay but not all that great. I can take them or leave them.

Cap'n Crunch Limited Edition Red White & Blue Crunch Berries

Cap'n Crunch Limited Edition Red White & Blue Crunch Berries are so Merican they make you fat and lethargic. All they need is some bacon and Jesus to fill them in. blah.

No wonder I got these at a discount. They are just normal Crunch Berries with different colors. Now that back of the box offers some fun. Kids may like that, but I don't have kids so I don't know.

It has fireworks and fireflies, and I like both of those things.
 

Pop-Tarts Limited Edition Splitz Sugar Cookie & Frosted Brownie

 Pop-Tarts Limited Edition Splitz Sugar Cookie & Frosted Brownie is an attempt by Pop-Tarts to make a pastry with identity issues. Where as one can have too much of a good thing these aren't such a case.

This is not to say that they will change your life. Not as good as either of the flavors that they boast this is one Pop-Tart among many that fails at being tart. 

Tastes great, is bad for you, eat in moderation. 

Tate's Bake Shop Lemon Cookies Limited Edition

 Tate's Bake Shop Lemon Cookies are wonderfully crisp and love coffee and milk. Lemon Cookies are something of an oddity now days and I don't see many of them but these really are great. 

I only got one bag and I'm kind of sorry that I did. Then, I only ate half the bag in one sitting, and I kept my  fat hands off it after that. That means, these cookies are good enough to be delightful, and yet not so good as to be something I can't stop eating. 

Good stuff, I would buy again, but I'm too fat.

Pop-Tarts Limited Edition Frosted Sparkle-Licious Cherry

 Pop-Tarts Limited Edition Frosted Sparkle-Licious Cherry make me miss the 80's, because I could have made a gay joke about them. Now, we know that gay people are just like the rest of us only more fabulous. What is not so fabulous is these testosterone sucking Honey Boo Boo looking things.

This is just normal old frosted cherry with obnoxious designs printed on them. I like unicorns as much as a normal person can, really, I may have had one or two as a kid. 

However, I don't need to eat them, and they don't taste like cherry. I don't like the idea of printing things on every day food. It screws with the idea of a cake with your name on it once a year.  

Cap'N Crunch's Limited Edition Christmas Crunch

Cap'N Crunch's Limited Edition Christmas Crunch is just like normal Cap'N Crunch with Crunch Berries save for the shapes and Christmas activity box. In short, this is the stuff that will make your child fat and play with their food. 

I don't know if anyone ever plays with these boxes, but I never did.  Then again, I am fat and I think I do play with my food. 

I need to start eating better. 
 

Nature Valley Limited Edition Crunch Pumpkin Spice

 Nature Valley Limited Edition Crunch Pumpkin Spice need a bit more spice to be what they call themselves. I mean, nothing sounds better in the pumpkin spice category than these things should. They come out okay. Not great but just okay. I like to have them with coffee. I like to have everything with coffee.

Kellogg's Froot Loops Limited Edition With Spoooky Marshmallows

Kellogg's Froot Loops Limited Edition With Spoooky Marshmallows is as poorly spelled as it is bad for children. I mean, Froot Loops has all the sugar you need and then you add more with marshmallows. This tastes mostly like normal Froot Loops. It made me want to go out and get something without so much sugar.

Baileys Red Velvet Limited Edition

Sealed with a heart Baileys Red Velvet Limited Edition is crap. I could have gotten a bad bottle, but right off I could taste the lesser alkaloids that will give  you a hangover. This stuff tastes like a bad knockoff of Baileys.

Drink this and you will have a bad day...or at least your liver will.