Saturday, October 17, 2026

Burger King Vampire's Bite Strawberry and Sprite


 Featuring a vampire in pajamas Burger King's Vampire's Bite Strawberry and Sprite is more than four hundred calories with that candy straw and the thing was stale and hard as a rock. 

I guess we stop counting the sugar in October. I mean, how do you go through Halloween without eating enough junk food to make you a ghost? 

Still, this just feels like a bad option. The sour straw was a fun touch I guess but for what I paid for this I just felt it wasn't great. 

In the end the straw was edible after I let it soak a bit and then I had a blood sugar spike, went into a coma, and died. I'm writing from the after life.  

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