I'm mean, things are okay, but Hershey's chocolate kisses are magical. If I had a choice of these or those it's the chocolate all the way.
Give these to your house elf and get the real thing for your kids.
These soft cookies lack the crisp of a real cookie and are soft like cake cookies without a strong finish. They aren't chewy either. I believe this is because they're made without eggs, and so not as cookie as they could be.
I found these cookies to taste like they came out of a lab rather than a kitchen, and I wouldn't get them again.
I guess we stop counting the sugar in October. I mean, how do you go through Halloween without eating enough junk food to make you a ghost?
Still, this just feels like a bad option. The sour straw was a fun touch I guess but for what I paid for this I just felt it wasn't great.
In the end the straw was edible after I let it soak a bit and then I had a blood sugar spike, went into a coma, and died. I'm writing from the after life.
I don't think we should change something that you can't really see and makes my food, and potentially other things, green.
Look, I love Snickers and I'll try anything Snickers unless my blood sugar is too high.
These, however, I would rather have normal Snickers over these.
That is not to say that these things are bad. I mean, they taste fine, go well with coffee, and have that Milano crisp. I don't think much of them but I don't think much of Milano cookies to be honest.
Milano cookies are fancy, I guess, but not as good as some more traditional cookies to me.
If you like these kind of cookies then trying this flavor is a good idea. If your not a fan already this won't make you one.
Further along those lines, the whole thing is so salty that it made my guts ache. I mean, it's fast food and that is to be expected but this out of the microwave tasting chicken really is low quality.
I'd skip this and get the nuggets if I were you. They taste better.
Coming with cheese, pickles, bacon, those onion things, and sauces without salad all on top of a Burger King patty this sandwich is salty. It's the kind of salty that needs to be followed up with a beer because a glass of water won't be enough. Most of you folks who eat this with a football game are drunk and alone at this point so that won't be a problem.
Uber Eats, or whoever the meal service is now days, is going to love this one.
Past all that, I will say the bun is a big improvement over the crap you normally get with this fast food royalty. Their buns normally turn to mush because of the food grade plastic and grease. This pretzel bun holds up a good deal better and is a lot more filling.
I have to say there are things about this burger I could live without, but the bun is a thing I'd like to see stick around.
Murder Mystery is cherry flavored. I mean, they say there is some other stuff in there, but all I taste is cherry. It's okay, I mean, it works for what it is and I would be happy to finish off what I have.
I drink a lot of energy drinks so I'm always happy to have a few more light or heavy, but I can't say this will take the place of Monster in my life.
Further, I can't even call this Simpsons inspired as this is just a cheeseburger. It's a cheeseburger with tomato, lettuce, and BBQ sauce, but still otherwise it's very average.
So, this is Simpsons branded food that tastes normal and will make you smile if you're top cartoon family is orange. I left that kind of thing behind last century so it's not too big for me.
The strong flavor of this rum will not go with everything but for those of you who like it hot it will oblige. I'm not going to say this is the best rum I've had, or that I think you'll like it, but this is a thing you should try at least once in your life.
Jack in the Crack has never been known for good food. I think it's kind of a bad knock off of McDonald's too be honest, and this is right in line with that idea.
I found this to be small, salty, and of poor quality. In fact I was feeling the salt tingles the next morning.
I think this stuff was made to cover the tasted of rot gut. I mean, there is enough flavor in there for you to fit a lot of vodka in and still not tastes it.
Don't do that, could be dangerous.
I'm not sure I would call what is on this meat to be dead honest, but it is chickenish more than the Krusty burger is beefy so I'm going to call it a good deal. I mean, it isn't bad, but it tastes like the chicken you'd get out of a microwave.
These things are on the small and low quality side, but fine. I think they have too much salt but what doesn't now days?
To be fair, I never had much interest in Burger King nuggets so I don't really recall what the old one tasted like. These new ones are a bit more like real chicken than say McNuggets.
These are a bit darker than the Clown's version with a better crunch to them. I have to admit these are good nuggets. I'd get them again if it weren't for the fact that there are no Burger Kings where I live any more.
Anyway, same as they've always been. If you love um', you love um'.
I found them to work well with coffee but were lackluster cold and dry. As far as pumpkin or pumpkin spice goes it's mostly the color and I would have never thought of cheesecake when eating them.
Truth is that there are better cookies out there and these are a low quality offering you would get for the holiday. They sound so much better than they are and are just so bad for you.
This thing comes with lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, what is a very sad little patty, and Simpsons Spooky Sauce which I think is just ketchup. This is a simple little burger for those of you who aren't that hungry.
Can't say it's all that bad but there was so little of it I could hardly taste it. How did Krusty Burgers get so, um, bland.
Pumpkin spice is more than just cinnamon and I can not say if this 7-Select Pumpkin Cheese Danish has anything but a hint of that.
It's not a bad danish. I love danish and would have them more often were I not the size of a bus. So, yes, this has a little more flavor than if it where just a cheese danish but only just.
Throwing pumpkin in the name only leads to disappointment.
The official story is that it's named after Ruth Cleveland, doughtier to Grover Cleveland who was called baby Ruth. Historians say this is not true and that the bar was named after the baseball player rather than the President's child who died young. they attribute the story to copyright issues.
Anyway, the lesser known candy bar that looks like baseball player byproduct is similar to a Snickers Bar only a little smaller and with more salt to make the flavors pop. I don't know why they're not more popular.
Maybe it's because they look like poop.
