Showing posts with label Twinkies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twinkies. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 21, 2023

Hostess Iced Latte Twinkies Flavored


 The Hostess Twinkies Iced Latte is decadently sweet and made with real sugar. Further it is the best out of all three of the Hostess Lattes I have had. It tastes nothing like Twinkies and may just put me in a diabetic coma, but it is very good. 

Why are all the really good things so bad for you? I hate being fat some times. ... I also hate being poor. 

Thursday, December 22, 2022

Hostess Mint Chocolate Twinkies


 I got the last box of Hostess Mint Chocolate Twinkies at the Smart and Final last year. I know I passed these up a few times, because I never did understand Twinkies. 

I can tell you that where as I don't think they rot they do get old and lose their flavor. 

With a good cup of coffee these are okay. I wouldn't call them great but rather just okay. The chocolate flavor is dominant and the moist nature of the Twinkies come clear, but the mint is mostly a smell.  

Honestly, these are fine but i wouldn't get them again because I'm a disgusting blob of a man and Twinkies aren't good for me. The only problem is that the better something tastes the worse it tends to be for me. Almost every sweet thing is not worth the life of a fat man.

Tuesday, November 29, 2022

Hostess Pumpkin Spice Twinkies


 There is almost no pumpkin spice in these Hostess Pumpkin Spice Twinkies. I mean, I can tell they are not just Twinkies but the flavor is so mild it gets lost. I've never liked Twinkies all that much but they keep coming out with new flavors. It's like, 'here, fat man, die by eating these flavorless cakes.'

Saturday, January 16, 2021

Hostess Fudge Covered Twinkies


I've never been able to wrap my head around Twinkies. I mean, they look like Homer Simpson's dork. There even cream filled. Why would you put that in your mouth? Now cover them with fudge and you have something that looks at home in a porselen thrown. 

Hostess Fudge Covered Twinkies taste a lot better than they look. I think they even stay fresher than normal Twinkies, but I don't eat them that often to know.

If you can get past what these look like you still shouldn't eat them, but they are better than normal Twinkies.

Friday, August 30, 2019

Hostess Moonberry Twinkies

Hostess Moonberry Twinkies are some super moist turds that look chocolate, but they taste like goop that was just leftover from the Hostess factory. 

I wouldn't go getting these, but my brother couldn't stop eating them. 

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Hostess Twinkies Ice Cream

I saw Hostess Twinkies Ice Cream and had to try this stuff, because I didn't even know they made Hostess Ice Cream. It's surprisingly good and not made with Twinkies. It's made with pound cake I think. 

In any case, this is a neutral flavor that lends it self to all kinds of concoctions that will tickle your taste buds.  Put this on your 'try it' list. 

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Hostess Chocolate Peanut Butter Twinkies

Hostess Chocolate Peanut Butter Twinkies are one of the greatest disappointments in the world of the Twinkies. I've had Twinkies that didn't look good but tasted okay. These taste like nothing. There isn't enough chocolate and there isn't enough peanut butter. 

Save yourself some calories and eat air.

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Hostess Twinkies Key Lime Slime

Hostess Twinkies Key Lime Slime were put into production for the new Ghostbusters movie and look kind of nasty. I can see how they were somewhat hard to find.

They taste a good deal better than they look and in fact once my brother tried them he wouldn't stop asking if we had more until I got ticked off at him for interrupting my work.

I have never had Key Lime pie so I can't say if these taste like the real deal. I can say that I think they are better than normal Twinkies, but I haven't had one of those in years.