Peter Pan Natural Creamy Peanut Butter

Peter Pan Natural Creamy Peanut Butter is just peanuts and salt. The only reason to buy this is if Peter Pan brings a smile to your face. There is nothing wrong with this peanut butter. 

I would say this is a fine peanut butter to buy but don't think it will keep you young.
 

Reese's Holiday Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Nutcrackers

 Reese's Holiday Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Nutcrackers will not crack nuts. I mean, what is the point of a nutcracker that doesn't crack nuts really?

They are made of a harder chocolate than the peanut butter cups and hold a little more flavor at room temperature. I should also note that these tend to sell out well before the after holiday sales so if you want them you better get them fast.

Smucker's Uncrustables Peanut Butter and Grape Spread Sandwich on Wheat Bread

 Smucker's Uncrustables Peanut Butter and Grape Spread Sandwich on Wheat Bread has one of the long names I hate and comes in your freezer section as a way to not make your kid lunch for school. 

As they are frozen and need to thaw they are fine for a lunchbox but not so good for a quick snack. I sometimes pick them up before work and by lunch time they are ready to eat. I can eat a whole box for lunch and still want more. 

I have to ask why the "spread" in the name? Are they made with real grapes? They have no vitamin C.

Sadly, this is not something that should be thought of as the main part of the meal. They are sugary, small, and un-filling. 

Place these in the same lot as candy or cookies and you got the right idea. I'd still give your kids a meat sandwich to go with them.

Palmer Peanut butter Hearts

 If you can't get Reese's you may want to try Palmer Peanut butter Hearts. They aren't as good but they will fool dumb children. 

That isn't to say that they are bad just that they are not as rich or creamy as Reese's and they don't taste as natural. Had I not eaten so many Reese's in my day that I look like the blob I wouldn't really see the difference. 

Still, the difference is there. 

Reese's Chocolate Peanut Butter Holiday Lights

 Nice try, Reese's. You think just because you're delicious I will fail to notice that these are just Easter eggs wrapped in foil? Really, these even have an Easter egg pattern on them when you unwrap them. 

These things are the stuff I don't want sitting around my house because I can't stop eating them. They are just too good. I mean, the right amount of peanut butter to chocolate. Down they go, and I just keep getting fatter.   

Yeah, these are so a win if you get the half off tomorrow. 

Hu Grain-Free Peanut Butter Cookies

 Pushing the definition of cookies the Hu Peanut Butter things are a grain and sugar free option. Option to what I couldn't say, but I hope my squirrel likes them because I don't.

 I have no problem with the idea of a vegan or grain free cookie but a cookie should taste like a cookie and not like this crap. I know, that is hard to hear from a fat blob like me, but cookies should be cookies, and these are not cookies.

Snickers Crunchy Peanut Butter

 Somewhere in the blast of sugar you eat this holiday season you may find a Snickers Crunchy Peanut Butter. I'm getting them out of the house because they aren't worth it. Not as nutty as a real Snickers and not having as fresh a flavor these are just kind of their. Noble idea but peanuts are better than the butter in this case.

RX Nut Butter Peanut Butter

 RX Nut Butter Peanut Butter made lumpy by the adding of stuff like eggs. Flavor wise it just tastes like peanut butter and it could be better for you than the normal stuff. Just remember that at the end of the day it will still be just peanut butter with stuff in it. 

M&M's Peanut Butter Eggs

 M&M's Peanut Butter Eggs are one of those Easter things we shove in our face to make the sadness go away. Frankly, I love these little drops of slow death that are killing my massive body. They are wonderful in my mouth and horror on my scale. 

Oh, they kill me so good.

WOW Baking Co. Gluten Free Peanut Butter Cookies

WOW Baking Co. Gluten Free Peanut Butter Cookies are as not cookies as cookies can be. They aren't sweet, but are rather bland. They are fine with something like ice cream or egg nog but on their own they just taste like nothing. 

They take on the flavor of what you dip them in so take that into account when you buy them. 
 

Love Crunch Dark Chocolate & Peanut Butter

 I was surprised at how good Love 'Crunch Dark Chocolate & Peanut Butter' granola bars were. I mean, these things kick total tail. I don't know if they will help you kick off that tail, but given that so many of my readers probably have a hangover right now these bars are a great way to get that coffee down and start work for the rest of the day. 

It's a new year, friends, and we all need to get it started. 

Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts

Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts are not as good as the cups. They are just a bit dryer. That is not to say they are bad, it's just that there are better things from the same company and that you can likely get in the same place.

JOJO's Guilt Free Peanut Butter Delight Dark Chocolate

JOJO's Guilt Free Peanut Butter Delight Dark Chocolate are nice little bars that go well with coffee and make you feel a bit like a hippy. I mean, I can't taste the peanut butter, but I like these all the same.

Russell Stover Peanut Butter Easter Bunny

I did not know there was peanut butter in this Russell Stover Peanut Butter Easter Bunny until I looked at that box. At that point I had eaten the ears and left the body. The peanut butter is in the body but it's a shadow of what this should be. Fail. This was just bad.

Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts King Size

Heaven isn't far away from a good cup of coffee and Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts King Size. With the day of hearts upon us and many of you folks having time with your love, the rest of us are alone. 

If it's a last minute gift to placate your girl then these hearts are going to earn you a black eye. For the lonely, however, they go on sale with the morning and will be half off making them the best thing to have with coffee in the cold of a lonely house. 

Don't mock the lonely house, folks, for it's better than a house of ill will or a house of shouting. 

Reese's Peanut Butter Heart

Reese's Peanut Butter Heart is dry by comparison to the normal peanut butter cups. I think this thing is a real disappointment. Then again, it's a valentine chocolate for children and coworkers not for people you love. If you want the fat chick with all the makeup who sits in the cubical down the way to die early give her a mess of these, but if you want a nice thing to have with coffee this is not your bag.

Also, don't eat these cold. They are better at room temperature. 

Reese's Peanut Butter Trees

Reese's Peanut Butter Trees are some how even better than Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. I don't know or understand how but they are. I am reviewing these almost a full year ahead of time because these aren't going to last. I can't stop eating them! 

Cheerios Chocolate Peanut Butter

Cheerios come in more flavors than I can name now days. This one was at my local discount store and I have to say it's just a bad idea. I mean, chocolate tastes best when it is chocolate and peanut butter tastes best when it is peanut butter.

You can get these if you want but they're just going to make you fat. I'm already fat, but I don't see these being all that great. Not as good as frosted flakes or honey nut anyway.

Hostess Peanut Butter HoHos

Hostess Peanut Butter HoHos are about as tasty as the old logs they look like. I mean, the peanut butter isn't like real peanut butter but rather some artificial crap that should never enter your body. 

You look at these things and think they have to be great, but they just let you down. Then again, HoHos kind of look like what you leave in the toilet anyway. 

Russell Stover Crispy Peanut Butter Heart

What could be better than peanut butter and chocolate? Well, not these Russell Stover Crispy Peanut Butter Hearts. These things are nasty. I mean, they taste like the peanut butter was rancid and then puffed with air to make them less nasty. Then there are the crispy things. I have no idea why they would even be in there, they take up space I guess. 

Dude, these are gross.