M&M'S Cherry Chocolate Cupcake

M&M'S Cherry Chocolate Cupcake are part of the Bakery Collection and as I've never had chocolate cherry cupcakes I guess these are kind of like them. 

My  biggest gripe is that these are like two hundred and ten calories for that little pack. I mean, is that as much as you normally get?  

Anyway, these are fine if you eat the M's on the regular but for those of us who only have them on the holidays these are not as good as the classic. 

I meh at you, M&M'S Cherry Chocolate Cupcake, I meh at you. 

M&M's Pumpkin Pie Milk Chocolate

 A few years ago I tried the White Chocolate version of these M&M's Pumpkin Pie Milk Chocolate and I learned that I don't care for white chocolate in general because of how not chocolate it really is. 

These are better with more flavor then the white chocolate ones but still not very Pumpkin Pie like. I would have never guessed that to be the flavor if I hadn't see the bag. 

I would say these are okay for you candy lovers out there but for the rest of us they need to be had in extreme moderation.   

M&M'S White Chocolate Toasty Vanilla Christmas Candy

 M&M'S White Chocolate Toasty Vanilla Christmas Candy have a lingering flavor that I felt the need to cleanse from my pallet. I think they just tasted too synthetic. I mean, I wouldn't think these are better than normal M&M'S. With how much of these were still around after the holiday I can tell they were not popular. 

You can give these a pass or at least wait a few weeks for them to go on sale.

M&M's Chocolate Mint Flavored Candy Canes

 Never having been a big Candy Cane guy I have still always wanted to try these M&M's Chocolate Mint Flavored Candy Canes. What stopped me was the word ‘flavored’ which normally puts me off any kind of candy.

 

These were on sale last year and so I could try one and ship the rest off to an orphanage in Mexico.

 

Don’t look at me like that! I’m way too fat to eat all the candy I review.

 

Anyway, the flavor of mint and chocolate is rather lost with chocolate being dominant over the whole thing. This is to say that most children will love these because they are sugar, a mint lover will be disappointed, and there is kind of a chocolate flavor to this.

Mint M&M's

 Christmas is a time to do unspeakable things to chocolate. One of those unspeakable things is adding mint to Milk Chocolate M&M's. The mint doesn't go with it at all, and that just makes them a step down from the normal variety. 

I got these last year and I can see why they were left over after everyone else went and got their fill of food that will eventually kill them.  

If you like mint you may like these but I would still only buy them at a discount. Mint M&M's are just not that great.

M&M's Espresso

 Ah, nothing fills me with the memories of when my blood relatives still spoke to me like M&M's Espresso. Sharing my chocolate with the ungrateful leaches was one of the few things we liked to do together. Maybe that's why we were all fat slobs. 

Anyway, these are a must try for any coffee lover out there. As for me, if I were not so fat I would have gotten a case of these and kept them in my freezer. I love them so. 

M&M's Caramel Cold Brew

 M&M's Caramel Cold Brew are full of soft caramel but need more coffee flavor. I mean, I would think these would have a strong flavor of coffee but I just tasted Caramel. 

I will admit that I rather like these, but I also would like them better if they tasted like coffee. 

M&M's Cookies and Scream

 M&M's Cookies and Scream really isn't big enough to make the flavor work. I mean, if they took small cookies and coated them with chocolate and candy it would have been fine, but the whole thing is just too small to have enough of the cookies they say they have. I would have rather had normal M&M's.

M&M'S English Toffee Peanut

 M&M'S English Toffee Peanut is some kind of contest winner. I have to say that this is a flavor that I think is worth trying given that I like toffee. 

So many flavors aren't a big improvement on the original and these, well, they are worthwhile if not better. I say you should try these because they are rather good. Then again, I'm a big fat man so I like chocolate way too much.

M&M's Peanut Butter Eggs

 M&M's Peanut Butter Eggs are one of those Easter things we shove in our face to make the sadness go away. Frankly, I love these little drops of slow death that are killing my massive body. They are wonderful in my mouth and horror on my scale. 

Oh, they kill me so good.

M&M's Key Lime Pie

 M&M's Key Lime Pie is an acquired taste. These white "chocolate" things are not the kind of candy I would eat, but some folks who like Key Lime Pie would like them. So, there it is, do you like Key Lime Pie? If you do you should try these, and if you don't you should not.

M&M's Milk Chocolate Popcorn

M&M's Milk Chocolate Popcorn was on shelves last October and confusingly has no corn and is made with lab grown flavors. It does smell like popcorn but that's where the similarities end. 

I have to say these are okay, you should try them just to do so, but not as good as normal M&M's Milk Chocolate. This is a gimmick to get you to buy more and you should only really do that if they are on sale.
 

M&M's White Chocolate Candies Sugar Cookies

 M&M's White Chocolate Candies Sugar Cookies are almost all cookie. I mean, there is so little of what we call white chocolate that I would not have thought of these as M&M's to start with. 

These are candy, and so bad for you, so I would have to say if you come across them in the for sale bin after Christmas as I did then try them. If you see them at the normal price they aren't worth it at all.

They're good for a change but not as good as the classic. 

M&M'S Peppermint White Chocolate

 M&M'S Peppermint White Chocolate make me ask why everything is coming out white chocolate. I'm not the biggest fan of white chocolate and I think it's the easiest to synthesize. 

Are these bad? No, but they are not as good as their milk chocolate counterparts. If peppermint is your deal then buy these, otherwise let them be.

M&M's White Candy Corn

Candy Corn is one of those things that I find people love or hate. Me, I'm no big fan but these M&M's White Candy Corn are not bad at all. I think these are at least good enough for those of us who want to try them once a year. I wouldn't have them all the time but they have an, I don't know how to put it, flavor that is worth trying. 

They are still bad for you so eat in moderation.

M&M's Cookies & Screeem

M&M's Cookies & Screeem has three e's in the name just to piss me off. As a holiday treat these are a bad idea as they cannot be given away to trick or treaters unless you have enough money to give everyone a jumbo bag.  

Past that, these are really good, really bad for you, and had mysteriously disappeared when I got home from work. 

M&M's Caramel Hop to It

Valentines day is a memory, and the stores have their Easter crap out to tempt the children into a life of diabetes. Now here we have the Easter M&M's Caramel with an extra 'hop to it' and Easter colors. 

These things are meh, they are so meh. You'd think they were better than the other flavors but they just aren't. Don't put them in the refrigerator either because they won't be good cold.  

If you need to die of diabetes then these are just not the way to go. 

M&M's Holiday Mint

If you ever had M&M's milk chocolate and said 'I don't like tasting chocolate' then these are the right candy for you. The overpowering flavor of mint removes from the candy any semblance of chocolate that may linger. They leave the flavor of mint in your mouth so if you want to give mint kisses or things I will not talk about on this blog these are your holiday poison. 

Don't kid yourself, you've been poisoning yourself since October. 

M&M's S'mores

With the California winter all but over some folks are thinking about S'mores. Not me, but I got these at a discount store and figured they were worth a try. 

I can't say these are great, I like them about as much as I like normal M&M's. I can see how they never got popular. Still, if you can find these they are worth a try.

M&M's Coffee Nut

I ran across M&M's 'Coffee Nut' variety at a discount store and figured that I just had to try them. As a coffee lover these are good stuff. I have to say that these are some of the best M&M's I've had. 

I'm not sure they would take the place of the classic flavors, but if you run into these and like chocolate and coffee they are a must try.