Porta Béla Crispy Mushroom Snacks Pizza

 

Porta Béla Crispy Mushroom Snacks Pizza is a pizza sauce flavored crisp. I love mushrooms, and I love these things. Do they taste like pizza? No. They taste like tomato sauce, but its a good tomato sauce that would go on pizza. I would buy these again.

Mariner Biscuit Company Everything Lavasch

Mariner Biscuit Company Everything Lavasch taste kind of like garlic crackers. I have to say I really like these things but I can't figure what one does with them as they don't tend to go well with most of the dips I have. 

I can eat them right our of the box. Maybe with something mild like cream cheese.  Had I not eaten the whole box I would go try that now. 

I am so fat. 

Ted's Burgers Zucchini

As bad for me as fried zucchini has to be this stuff from Ted's Burgers in Anaheim is some of the best I've ever had. It keeps it's crunch for hours and goes well with blue cheese. 

It's a little salty but then most diner food is rather salty. I will get this again.

Russell Stover Crispy Peanut Butter Heart

What could be better than peanut butter and chocolate? Well, not these Russell Stover Crispy Peanut Butter Hearts. These things are nasty. I mean, they taste like the peanut butter was rancid and then puffed with air to make them less nasty. Then there are the crispy things. I have no idea why they would even be in there, they take up space I guess. 

Dude, these are gross. 

Frankfurter Happy Valentines Day Crispy Chocolate Mini Bars

A subtle way to give someone the middle finger Frankfurter Happy Valentines Day Crispy Chocolate Mini Bars are as close to not chocolate as you can get before it becomes 'flavored' and just as bad for you. 

These crap candies will clog your arteries and taste like chemical crud. If you wanted to end a relationship these should do the trick, and if they don't change your name and move to another state because that chick is bad news. 

These are bad in every sense of the word unless you want to slowly poison the kids who live across the street and keep bothering your cats. If you do, go buy the lot of these from whatever dollar store sells them and hand them over by the box. These things would clog and elephants heart. 

Tyson Crispy Chicken Strips

This sucked, it's not hard to review things that suck, but then I think if you fried them they would be better. They were kind of stail and hard to eat, but the frozen chicken is kind of like that in the first place.

I would stay away from this stuff.