Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Frankfurter Happy Valentines Day Crispy Chocolate Mini Bars

A subtle way to give someone the middle finger Frankfurter Happy Valentines Day Crispy Chocolate Mini Bars are as close to not chocolate as you can get before it becomes 'flavored' and just as bad for you. 

These crap candies will clog your arteries and taste like chemical crud. If you wanted to end a relationship these should do the trick, and if they don't change your name and move to another state because that chick is bad news. 

These are bad in every sense of the word unless you want to slowly poison the kids who live across the street and keep bothering your cats. If you do, go buy the lot of these from whatever dollar store sells them and hand them over by the box. These things would clog and elephants heart. 

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