Fast Bites Ham & Cheese Sandwich

 Fast Bites Ham & Cheese Sandwich is, well, a ham sandwich. There was a time when calling something a ham sandwich meant it was easy to get your hands on and didn't cost you too much. 

This ham sandwich comes frozen, can be kept for a long time, and comes out of its 55 second cook time a little cold. If you want it hot I would recommend taking the cheese out, cooking the rest longer, then adding the cheese back so it doesn't liquefy. 

past that, it's not bad.

Fast Bites BBQ Chicken Sandwich

The BBQ Chicken Sandwich by Fast Bites will not satisfy. They are small and not meant to be a full meal. I will admit that I refuse to see how bad these probably are for me but I love having them around to toss in my lunch bag. They are good little chicken sandwiches.

Let's just hope they don't go running around saying the sky is falling, because that would mean they went bad.  Chicken hallucinations are never a good thing.
 

Fast Bites Cheeseburger

 

I love cheeseburgers but Fast Bites Cheeseburger some how offend me. I mean, these are those burgers with the soft meat that is full of things that are not meat. On the one hand a hamburger is so easy to make, and on the other these are deliciously bad for me. 

The worst part is that these are so fast and easy that I could eat them all day and not think about it until my gut exploded and engulfed the world. Then you would have my intestines on your lawn. No one wants that.  

Shortly, eat these like candy, in moderation. 

Fast Bites Sausage & Cheese Biscuit

 Fast Bites Sausage & Cheese Biscuit follow the proud tradition of some lazy dude taking a dinner roll and eating it for breakfast. At first, these rolls where stale and had to be covered in gravy. As we progressed as a people we learned to make rolls that lasted longer and we could simply cut them in half and slap sausage inside. 

If you're hoping to have one of these and run until lunch you will be disappointed. However, they are the right mix of carbs, fat, and protein to start your day. If you had these with an apple and a banana you would be good. A bowl of mixed vegetables would also serve you to make these a meal. Just don't go eating them on their own unless you want to look like me. . .I look like Santa without the beard.

Fast Bites BBQ Rib Sandwich

 Fast Bites BBQ Rib Sandwich is a delicious soft hot sandwich flavored with brown sugar and sage. I have to say that I really dig these little things, but I have to say they are much smaller than the picture on the box. Also, if you eat one you'll be hungry again in half an hour. Well, that could be because I'm fat. I mean, these things are small, even smaller compared to me.

I have to call these a win, but eat them with vegetables.  They may taste good but they're bad for you. They kill me so good.