Hungry Howie's Dipping Pizza Sauce

Hungry Howie's dipping Pizza Sauce is useful for sliming the over salty bread so that the salt doesn't knock you out right away. Is it good? Hmmm...it's American. By that I mean that it has all the not flavor of an American sauce designed to be functional but not great. Hungry Howie's website describes the sauce as 'zesty' which it is in no way.

I don't need any more reasons to be ashamed to be American and I want to write these folks an angry letter about their food!