Little Caesars

It's been twenty years since my last Little Caesars Pizza and I wasn't missing anything. These things leave a funny taste in my mouth. I think it's baking powder to make them rise more. You look at that pizza and say "how can that be a fail?" but some how it was. 

Then came the bad dreams after eating this too close to bedtime. I had a dream something was trying to crawl in my butt. It turned out that it was just that I had fallen asleep with my wallet in my pants.