Marshmallow Peeps Party Cake Chicks

Marshmallow Peeps Party Cake Chicks are a rather meh offering for your Easter enjoyment. This may have something to do with the fact that Peeps start off kind of meh and don't get much better.

If you look at it like Peeps are a decorative something only meant to be looked at and eaten by fat dumb children then this is clearly and improvement. Giving these to someone would still be an insult but they are not terrible. 

Peeps Pumpkins

When you look at these Peeps Pumpkins you can tell that almost no thought went into them. A pumpkin is not a Jack O' Lantern, and a Jack O' Lantern does not need to be made of pumpkin. 

Past that, these are marshmallow covered in sugar.  I guess they're okay, but I'd like something better to give me diabetes.
 

Peeps Marshmallow Monsters

Peeps Marshmallow Monsters have something of a misleading name, because they are all stuck together so you only get one and Frankenstein's Monster is more of a creature. 

They didn't do anything interesting with these. They are just colored sugar covered marshmallows. That means they are really bad for you and just something to make the kids stop talking as you admire the cleavage on their mother's which costume. 

Now I'm going to go find one of my friends who is hot and has kids and tell her to be a hot witch this year. 
 

Peeps Donut Shop Coffee

Peeps Donut Shop Coffee taste better than normal Peeps but are short on coffee flavor. I have to say that I would buy these over normal Peeps were I not so fat. I wouldn't have guest they were coffee flavored but they aren't bad.
 

Peeps Blue Raspberry

 Peeps Blue Raspberry beat the pants off normal peeps but that's a low bar. I think I went more than ten years of my life without eating a single Peep before starting this blog and eating them for all of you. What am I doing with my life?

Anyway, I wouldn't go out and get more of these because I don't have much love for blue raspberry. I would rather get more coffee Peeps. Keep in mind that all my Peeps have there nose busted for some reason. 

Anyway, these are fine but I'm not regretting sending the rest of them to feed the homeless. If I were thin I'd eat more of them but I'm not.

Peeps Marshmallow Chicks Double Hot Chocolate

 Peeps Marshmallow Chicks Double Hot Chocolate are some of the best Peeps I've ever had. I'm not a big fan of Peeps, but they keep coming up with new versions that end up on sale and so on this blog. 

I have to say that the mix of marshmallow and chocolate works well here, and as much as I would avoid buying these again because I'm a fat blob, I have to admit they are very good. 

Two thumbs up. 

Peeps Marshmallow Root Beer Float

Peeps Marshmallow Root Beer Float are Root Beer enough but you can taste the float. All in all, these are rather good. I like them enough to choose them over normal Peeps but not enough to buy more.

Peeps Marshmallows Hot Tamales

Peeps Marshmallows Hot Tamales is a cinnamon flavored peep. It's good. I mean, if you like cinnamon a good deal these are fine, but I don't see them being a big thing. They are not as good as Peeps could be.

Peeps Marshmallow Snowmen

Peeps Marshmallow Snowmen are peeps to dip in your coffee. I can think of no other reason one would want to buy peeps. In any case, these are not bad. I wouldn't go and buy them again, but I wouldn't say no if someone offered them to me.

Peeps Gingerbread Flavored Marshmallow Gingerbread Men

Peeps Gingerbread Flavored Marshmallow Gingerbread Men are the best Peeps I've had so far. They have a real ginger flavor, um, well they have a ginger flavor. I don't know how real it is, but I can taste it and it is great.

Kellogg's Peeps Cereal

Kellogg's Peeps Cereal is an odd idea because Peeps don't normally taste like much. This cereal is just meh, and being meh you should avoid it, because it's bad for you. If you like or dislike peeps you will be disappointed by this nightmare for your waistline.

Peeps Strawberry Creme Marshmallow Hearts

Peeps Strawberry Creme Marshmallow Hearts are a welcome change to the Peep army on it's march to take over the holiday world. I can't wait to see what happens when they get fur tree peeps. 

In any case, these Strawberry Creme peeps taste really good and would go well with some strawberry shortcake. Unlike when they just chang the shape they changed the shape and flavor of these and it works. It works really well. 

Peeps Fruit Punch

Peeps Fruit Punch shrink as you store them, but taste just as good no matter how small they get. I have to say I like these, but I wouldn't get them again because I don't normally eat Peeps.

Peeps Pancakes & Syrup

Peeps Pancakes & Syrup because there is no thing more not worth eating than Peeps so we need to make them taste better or look dumber. Well, I can sure taste the syrup.

Peeps Brand Milk Chocolate Covered Marshmallow

In the world of snack food there are few things I find as hard to understand as Peeps. I mean, I thought that you were only supposed to use them as decoration. I couldn't figure eaten them out of anything but pure hunger. We should ship these to starving people. 

Then they go and cover them in chocolate and I'm like, 'wow, tasty,"  I guess that goes to show that you should eat them with other stuff. I still wouldn't want Peeps, and I would be pissed at you for getting them for me, but these are good.