Hershey's Milk Chocolate Santas

 Hershey's Milk Chocolate Santas are your classic Hershey's Chocolate in the shape of a somewhat phallic Santa. I have to admit I don't like the shape much, but let's be honest, that's what chocolate tends to look like. I mean, really, stuff looks a lot like trouser mud as well, but we never think of that.

Anyway, these are delicious.

Hershey's Extra Creamy Solid Milk Chocolate Hearts

 Hershey's Extra Creamy Solid Milk Chocolate Hearts are as good as one would expect from Hershey's. I think Hershey's is really the king of chocolate, and you can never get better than the king.

I'm pained to put that unopened pack of chocolate in the donation box. Well, I'm fat and there are people who need these more than I. I'll miss them.

Hershey's Hot Cocoa Kisses

 Hershey's Hot Cocoa Kisses are good in every way save for being an improvement over the Hershey's Kisses. I don't eat a lot of chocolate any more and that which I do it is always got to be something I haven't had before. For that reason I got these Hershey's Hot Cocoa Kisses and they are fine. I would rather have the original, because those are better, but these are fine. 

Hot cocoa is, well, chocolate flavored. These have that marshmallow inside and that makes them more chocolate covered marshmallow then anything else. 

You'll never forget your first kiss. I guess that applies to chocolate.

Hershey's Halloween Props Milk Chocolate Bar

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Hershey's Halloween Props Milk Chocolate Bar combined the wonder of a Hershey's Bar and the nonsensical idea of collecting chocolate. It says you can collect all six but you can't tell which is which until you unwrap them and once you do that why would you not eat them? 

Again, you can just ignore what is printed in the chocolate and eat these. Given the fact that they will go on sale after Halloween then I have to call that a win.

It just goes to show you that you can't do better than a Hershey's bar. I can't have many of them because I'm too fat, but that's my problem and not yours. 
 

Hershey's Candy Coated Milk Chocolate Eggs

 My Hershey's Candy Coated Milk Chocolate Eggs came pre-cracked. I didn't mind that too much. It makes them easier to mix into ice cream. I'm surprised I haven't died of all the candy I eat. I am so a disgusting blob.

Anyway, these are really classic, not as good as a Hershey's bar, but still a fun thing to have in your Easter basket. 

Hershey's Hugs White Chocolate with Creme Valentine Candy

 The Hershey's kiss is likely the most perfect chocolate I have ever had. So how do you improve on that?  You don't! Hershey's Hugs White Chocolate with Creme Valentine Candy are just not as good as the kisses. I mean, they taste fine and I ate too many of them, but they sat around in my refrigerator for months and I weight three hundred and ninety pounds. 

When a blob like me doesn't finish off his chocolate you know it's not that great. 

Hershey's Colliders Layered

 As I'm a fleshy stand in for the blob you would think anything with chocolate would be my jam. Hershey's Colliders Layered are not so much my jam. They are okay, but I would think they could be better. 

The layers don't taste all that different from each other. These things are just kind of meh. I wouldn't go getting them again, but they were fine. I think normal chocolate pudding is better.

Colliders Chopped Hersheys Chocolate

Colliders Chopped Hershey's Chocolate is chocolate pudding like stuff along with more chocolate bits to go along with it. I have to admit pudding always goes down fast and you never feel like you got enough. 

Or is that just me for being fat. Fat people like me should never eat pudding anyway. I think we fat people all love pudding. 

Anyway, these are okay, not great but okay. I would try the other flavors of this, but because fat people shouldn't eat these I would not buy them again. I guess I would if I was skinny. 

Being fat stinks. 
 

Hershey's Candy Coated Milk Chocolate in a Santa

 Hershey's Candy Coated Milk Chocolates come in a bag that looks like Santa's head. I wouldn't want to eat Santa's head in any way shape or form but Christmas is the time for that sort of thing. 

This is a name brand bag of knock off M&M's. If they go on sale it's okay to buy these, but getting them at full price is a little silly. 

Hershey's Mini Kisses Brownie Skillet Kit

The Hershey's Mini Kisses Brownie Skillet Kit looks great until you realize that your buying a little skillet you can't use on the range. Well, unless you use a pot holder.

The things are a lot of work for a flavorless end product that leaves you with an iron skillet that is very small and has almost no use.  

If you're a foodie like me then you may wish to have these around for making those cookie ice cream things you get at BJ's, but you would need to do a good amount of experimentation to get that write and I'm too fat to eat all that cookie. 
 

International Delight Hershey's Chocolate Carmel Creamer Singles

International Delight Hershey's Chocolate Carmel Creamer Singles don't have much of a flavor. This could have something to do with the fact that I drink big cups of coffee. These really need to be a lot stronger for them to be a good buy. If you drink your coffee strong then these are not for you.

Hershey's Extra Creamy Milk Chocolate Filled with Strawberry Cream Hearts

Hershey's Extra Creamy Milk Chocolate Filled with Strawberry Cream Hearts are better than I thought they would be. They are totally kickn'. I don't normally like fruit and chocolate, but these really hit the spot. 

Who knew?

Hershey's Mint Fudge Bon Bon Bells

Hershey's Mint Fudge Bon Bon Bells are a hard chocolate coating with whet fudge inside. These things are a great change from the normal kiss. I wouldn't want them to replace my Hershey's kisses, but I'm glad I tried them. 

There is so much chocolate in the world and so little time to burn off all the fat. 

Hershey's Gold Peanuts & Pretzels Hearts

Hershey's Gold Peanuts & Pretzels Hearts are one of those things made to get stores to by them but they have almost no relevance to the holiday. 

I mean, gold for Valentine's? These do have the virtue of being totally killer treats that I would by anyway. In truth I need to give them away so I stop eating them because I'm fat. 

Hershey's Milk Chocolate Santas

Hershey's Milk Chocolate Santas are just like a normal Hershey Bar. They are an orgasm for your mouth. That said you should never buy them because you won't be able to stop eating them. 

Hershey's Peppermint Bark Bells

Hershey's Peppermint Bark Bells are a thing someone came up with when drunk then had to tell the CEO about it, because they never did any real work. They look like a classic of the holiday because, well, bells and Christmas go together. 

These things are a shadow of Hershey's kisses so go get those. 

Hershey's Cookie Layer Crunch

Hershey's Cookie Layer Crunch is a chocolate bar with cookies and caramel. I have to say these are a strong addition to the Hershey's catalog. I mean, I couldn't save one to eat just before this because I loved them so much. Total buy. 

Hershey's Solid Milk Chocolate Speedy Bunny

Hershey's Solid Milk Chocolate Speedy Bunny is a solid block of chocolate that tastes of wax and has a backstory involving eggs and princesses.

This bunny is no Snickers, but it is a chocolate bar. I will not buy this again but it was okay with coffee.