Philadelphia Brown Sugar and Cinnamon Cream Cheese

 Philadelphia Brown Sugar and cinnamon Cream Cheese is that kind of cream cheese that spreads a little too easily meaning you don't get a thick a layer on the bagel. It is sugary, for sure, but cinnamon has little impact on this cheese.

If you need a sugar burst early in the morning than this is just fine, but Philadelphia isn't known for this line of products, and they tend to make them sound so much better than they are. It also limits the things you can add to your bagel.

I could see adding berries of some kind to this, if they need flavor this will help, but I wouldn't add ham. I don't know, I'm normally not a bagel kind of guy and so bagels tend to go bad in my house. Still, this feels like something you should put on cinnamon toast then add the cinnamon.

Philadelphia Salted Caramel Cheesecake Snacks

 Philadelphia Salted Caramel Cheesecake Snacks is the kind of fatty delicious thing I shouldn't eat because I'm fat. I am so fat and as fat as I am this is so delicious. 

I love cheesecake, but eat it rarely because of bad childhood memories ... and that fact that I'm just too fat. 

If you like cheesecake you really need to try this because it's one killer combination. I would put these on my buy list if I wasn't so fat.

Philadelphia Cream Cheese Pumpkin Spice

 Philadelphia Cream Cheese Pumpkin Spice is like candy cheese. It does not have that distinctive cream cheese tartness that you come to love in the spread. 

If you're the kind of person that likes to add jelly to cream cheese this may work for you, but for me I would rather have the real thing and add my own flavoring to the stuff. 

Philadelphia Cream Cheese Smoked Salmon

 Philadelphia Cream Cheese Smoked Salmon sounds like a good idea. I mean, I would put smoked salmon over cream cheese on my bagel. The problem is that the smoked flavor is lost and the texture of salmon gone. As well, lost is the tartness of the cream cheese that I know so well. This tastes like someone heard about it and tried to make it without having the right things to make it with. 

This is a fail so hard I want to go back to the store and get the real thing so I can remember what it tastes like.