Steaz Prickly Pear Water with Green Tea

Steaz Prickly Pear Water with Green Tea is organic and fair trade which makes it something of a hippy drink. I have to say it really did put a pep in my step even as it didn't taste that great. Then again, you don't want something like this to taste so great that you drink too much of it. 

You do have to shake the heck out of this stuff to get it to not have bits floating around. Once you get past that the drink really grows on you. Hippy drink or not, this is okay.
 

Limitless Refresh Caffeinated Watermelon Water

 Limitless Refresh Caffeinated Watermelon Water is an interesting product to say the least. It was a flavor that comes out when it mixes with the air and caffeine to keep me up on the night shift. 

I have to admit this is interesting and even good, but like many products like it the price will really be a big standpoint. It this was the same price a soda or sparkling water I would get it, but I wouldn't pay more for caffeinated water.

Canada Dry Peach Mango Sparkling Seltzer Water

 Canada Dry Peach Mango Sparkling Seltzer Water has a vaguely fruity taste that is unoffensive. I can't say it tastes much like peach or mango, but if I wanted those things I would eat them. There is a growing definition of water now days, and I don't like it. I think water should be water but this stuff is okay.

O.Vine White Wine Essence Water

O.Vine White Wine Essence Water is what you drink when you want all the nasty of wine but none of the drunk. I don't get it but it's a thing. Like non alcoholic beer. 

I have to say the stuff kind of grown on you but it's got to be an acquired taste.  Now I wouldn't go around getting this but it's okay. I mean, if you like wine then why would you get this? You'll like it, but you'll be like where is my wine?

Soleil Blood Orange Flavored Sparkling Water Beverage

Soleil Blood Orange Flavored Sparkling Water Beverage is the kind of thing they drink in the fancy part of California. Well, that's where I picked it up anyway. I kept it in my car and kept drinking it until I ran out of it save for two cans so I have to say it goes well with most moods.

Given that I was drinking it in the cold and rain I have to say it hits the spot. Good stuff really but they are out on a limb calling it blood orange. I mean, orange is orange as fare as I can taste.

Bubly Sparkling Water Strawberrybubly

Bubly Sparkling Water Strawberrybubly tastes mildly of strawberry. Well, chemical strawberry. I drink this stuff because I'm fat but it doesn't make me sick.

Coco Fuzion 100 Natural Sparkling Coconut Water

Coco Fuzion 100 Natural Sparkling Coconut Water is the sparkling embodiment of coconut. Low in calories and packing a few good nutrients.

Is this stuff great? No, it's a little on the bitter side but still refreshing and good for you. A fat pig like me needs to drink this to get the water flowing as it were. 

Sparkling Avitae Natural Mandarin Passion Fruit

Caffeine, water, and the taste of Mandarin Passion fruit. Hmmm, Avitae is one of those products I have a hard time with because it tastes like other sparkling waters and I can only have it with the better vodka because the bad stuff will come through the taste. I think this is good stuff to have around but it will never replace coffee for me. 

Dasani Sparkling Berry Water

Dasani Sparkling Berry Water is the kind of water that is so tart it makes you wish you were drinking soda. I had this on hand and went and got something else, because this wasn't that great. It does taste like Berry. I mean, that is a plus. You'd expect berry flavored something to be berry flavored. Unless it's flavored like some dude name Berry. That would be unpleasant. 

Dasani Sparkling Pear Kiwi

Is there some reason Kiwi keeps popping up? Why Pear Kiwi Dasani Sparkling water is a thing I just don't know. As with most sparkling water you can hardly taste the flavor anyway so the Kiwi is no big thing. This stuff is unoffensive and almost soda. Go for it!

Maggie's Pub Water

Who goes in a pub and askeds for water? Me! and now I'm going to talk about that water which was cool and crisp. Look, I'm a designated driver and water is a big thing for me. If you need to drive and your fat like me so you don't want soda this is okay stuff. Could use some lemon. 

Forking Good Cafe Water

Forking Good Cafe in Uptown Whittier California serves water in these jars. This could be good. This could be bad. I'd ask for some ice if I were you. As for me, I was too busy checking out the waitress. 

Outback Steakhouse Water

If you order water at a restaurant most people think you're cheap. To put up with Outback Steakhouse water you kind of need to be because this stuff is right out of the sink. Come on folks, if you got bad water add some lemon!

BJ's Water

Look at that presentation! Looks great for some dirty tap water doesn't it? Well, it's still dirty tap water and even as it costs nothing I wish I could bring my own water into the restaurant from this point on. 

Kirkland Signature Unsalted Mixed Nuts

These are nuts. You like them or you don't. All jokes aside, unsalted is the way to go. I put these on my salads and they make the green stuff worth eating.

A Healthy Meal

Water, tea, mushrooms, Brussel sprouts carrots, and broccoli steamed with black pepper and sesame seeds, hard-boiled eggs, oatmeal with flax, wheat germ, peanut butter, and almonds.

There are things missing from this meal. Understand that nutrition is a hard balance of factors, but this ranks  as an okay on the food index. 

Now, I'm going to ask my Health Coach and Doctor what they think of this but when I say healthy this is what I generally mean.