Monster Rehab Watermelon

I think Monster Rehab is something you buy when you admit that you're an alcoholic and you need to make it to work in the morning. It has electrolytes to get you up after a night of hard partying.

 The Watermelon flavor is watery  and not too melon. It doesn't put a fire in me but I'm a caffeine addict so I guess it wouldn't do that much to me anyway.  

I'd say that this stuff is okay. I wouldn't get more, but then I don't get boozed up.
 

Minute Made Watermelon

 Minute Made Watermelon is not as good as drinking watermelon. I have frozen watermelon and ground it into a smoothie. 

For the most part, this is sugar water. The taste is good, but it isn't good for you. 

Watermelon Flavor Extra Strength 5-hour ENERGY Drink

Watermelon Flavor Extra Strength 5-hour Energy Drink tastes okay. It isn't great and it works well but the vitamins in this drink are just as crazy as the world we live in. I don't think this stuff is safe, but I didn't read the label before buying. 

If it's crunch time or if it's the first day of your week and you work nights this stuff may just be what you need to get the ball rolling. Drink in moderation because too much of anything will hurt you in the end.
 

Jelly Belly Watermelon Candy Canes

I’ve come to expect something from Jelly Belly and that is good candy. Their Watermelon Candy Canes are something of a disappointment. They taste very little like watermelon and were as they are clearly candy I don’t feel they stand up to other products from this candy maker. Jelly Belly makes some of the best candy you can find and their flavors tend to be better than this. I guess they subcontracted these thing because they just don’t measure up.
 

Warheads Extreme Sour Candy Watermelon

 I had to take water to keep this Warheads Extreme Sour Candy Watermelon until the sour ran out and I was left with watermelon hard candy. I don’t get the point of these Warhead Extremes and I’m not sad to see the lot of them shipped off to Mexico to be given to some orphans as I do with most of my leftover candy.

Kool-Aid Sour Gum Watermelon

Sour watermelon? Who was smoking pot and how can I get some of that good stuff. That must have really turned your head. On second thought, I better not have any because food tastes too good to me now.

Anyway, this Kool-Aid Sour Gum Watermelon wasn’t as bad as the other flavors and in fact got better as I chewed until it lost its flavor and became almost nothing. This is still better than the Green Apple which was so bad I wanted to spit it out.

If you have your choice of Kool-Aid Sour Gum this is the one to try. It still loses its flavor fast but the end result is the most tolerable.

 

Rip It Melon'Hi G.O.A.T. Watermelon Energy Drink

 Rip It Melon'Hi G.O.A.T. Watermelon Energy Drink has a dumb name. I mean, Melon'Hi sounds like pot to me. I guess I wouldn't know what pot should sound like but that's what would come to mind. 

The whole 'G.O.A.T.' thing is also funny. I thing it stands for Greatest of All Time but shouldn't that be G.A.T.? You can drop the 'of'.

Anyway, this has seventy Calories, is mildly sweet and tastes a good deal like watermelon. I would never mistake it for the real thing but it would do well on a hot day and has less sugar than a soda.

Jelly Belly Watermelon Jelly Beans

 Jelly Belly Watermelon Jelly Beans taste like overly sweet watermelon. The flavor is strong and hangs in your mouth just a bit. I love watermelon and these beans are totally killer. 

I wish I could eat them all, but I'm a fat pig.

Jarritos Watermelon Soda

 Jarritos Watermelon Soda is something I wanted to try for some time, but the price put me off. Then their Fiesta Pack was on sale and I figured 'this is the time'.

What you have here is a smooth premium soda that would go well with a strong flavored alcohol. I think this stuff was made to be had with tequila. It's not a hot day gulper like most canned soda, but in the modern day you should always keep soda to the minimum. 

I can't say that I would drink this every day but that's mostly because of the price and the fact that I'm a diabetic. I would say that this is a top notch sipping soda for cooling your heals on a hot day.

Sour Punch Watermelon Straws

 Sour Punch Watermelon Straws taste nothing like watermelon. I guess it's the sour that hides the flavor. I can't say I dislike them but I can't say I would call them watermelon either. 

If sour is your deal you will like these enough. If you're looking for watermelon you'd be disappointed.

Limitless Refresh Caffeinated Watermelon Water

 Limitless Refresh Caffeinated Watermelon Water is an interesting product to say the least. It was a flavor that comes out when it mixes with the air and caffeine to keep me up on the night shift. 

I have to admit this is interesting and even good, but like many products like it the price will really be a big standpoint. It this was the same price a soda or sparkling water I would get it, but I wouldn't pay more for caffeinated water.

Charms Fluffy Stuff Watermelon Cotton Candy

 Every now and then I run into something that makes me sad I'm fat ... I'm always sad I'm fat but this  Charms Fluffy Stuff Watermelon Cotton Candy makes me more sad I'm fat, because I can't have more of it. Being fat stinks. This stuff is great. 

I really like watermelon. I will freeze it and make it into smoothies in the summer. This is like eating a cloud of watermelon. So good.  

Wiley Wallaby Watermelon Licorice Twists

 Wiley Wallaby Watermelon Licorice Twists don't really taste like watermelon. This is a shame because they are otherwise rather good. I have to say that they are a nice thing to have around and a quick snack. I shouldn't eat them because I'm a big fat dude, but life is short right?

Monster Reserve Watermelon

 Monster Reserve Watermelon is cherry red and has an almost watermelon flavor. If you're looking for something with that cool red look to keep the party going late at night then this is your jam. It could be more pink like water melon and could taste more like watermelon as well, but it will get the job done.

Airheads Watermelon Taffy

 No watermelons were harmed in the making of this Airheads Watermelon Taffy and I was surprised they went with green. The part of the watermelon you eat is not green. Anyway, society says this is what watermelon candy should taste like so if you get this in your treat bag this year you know what you're getting.

Main and Vine Wine Spritzer Cucumber Watermelon

 Main and Vine Wine Spritzer Cucumber Watermelon is the kind of thing you want to let breathe a little before you drink it. It tastes nothing like watermelon or cucumber. Drop this in a fruit soda and it will taste great but on it's own this is crap. 

Switzer's Chewy Watermelon Twists

Switzer's Chewy Watermelon Twists look like licorice, but have a very different texture. Let us be clear that licorice gets its name from the plant and should be black. Other flavors are still called licorice, I guess, but should be vines are ropes. So, this licorice like substance is supposed to be watermelon flavored. 

It isn't bad, it just isn't what it calls itself.  I honestly like this stuff but shouldn't eat it, because I'm a fat monster. 

If you are not a island on to yourself like I am you should try this as you may like it. I do. 
 

Russell Stover Sours Watermelon Bunny

This abomination is a Russell Stover Sours Watermelon Bunny. It looks like chocolate but the flavor is all wrong. I can't figure why this direction would be taken on Easter, but I guess folks eat watermelon on Easter so it's okay. I can't say I didn't like this. It was just fine. I would have like chocolate better but I had to get this because it was new.

Aha Sparkling Water Lime Watermelon

Aha Sparkling Water Lime Watermelon was the most interesting water at my local store. Mostly it's lime flavored with the watermelon being an after taste. 

I can't say this is the kind of stuff I want to drink every day. It's an odd flavor that sits funny with me. Then, I got it because it was some thing new. 

This is just kind of a meh for me. I wouldn't buy it again, but I wouldn't turn it down if it was the only thing around. Then again, it may just grow on me.

Subway Watermelon Cucumber Agua Fresca

Subway Watermelon Cucumber Agua Fresca is a thing I found when walking into an Anaheim Subway. The watermelon is lost in this drink but the cucumber is definitely there to tell you to think this crap is good for you. For all I know it should be brimming with nutrients. 

I wouldn't say this is a good idea, but if you drink less of this than soda then good deal.