Airheads Blue Raspberry Taffy

 Airheads Blue Raspberry Taffy tastes like, well, blue raspberry. Who knew?

Airheads Orange Taffy

 So, I sure somewhere they do make orange jerky now. If they do I'm sure it tastes a bit like Airheads Orange Taffy. The concentrated orange flavor gives me nightmares of people named Donald. Out of all the airheads I think this tastes the most natural.

Airheads Cherry Taffy

 Airheads Cherry Taffy taste like what the industrial world has told us cherry tastes like. There is a dirty joke in there somewhere. Anyway, I've had real cherry and this doesn't taste a thing like it. I mean, it's not bad, but not cherry.

Airheads Grape Taffy

Looking like purple dinosaur jerky Airheads Grape Taffy is a grapeish nightmare that tastes like grape chewing gum. The flavor is thick and rich. I'm not a fan of these, but I got a box of mixed Airheads to give to orphans in Mexico. I'm fat, I shouldn't eat these but those kids are starving. 

Airheads Watermelon Taffy

 No watermelons were harmed in the making of this Airheads Watermelon Taffy and I was surprised they went with green. The part of the watermelon you eat is not green. Anyway, society says this is what watermelon candy should taste like so if you get this in your treat bag this year you know what you're getting.

All-American Taffy Blueberry, Cherry, Vanilla

 

 

All-American Taffy is decked out in patriotic colors with Blueberry, Cherry, and Vanilla. I have to say that salt water taffy isn't a big thing on me but the tart nature of the red and blue really hit home. These are some good candies, but I'm a fat American so I can't go eating these. I'm shipping them off to the homeless who need them more than I do. I hate being this fat.

Wonka Laffy Taffy Cherry

Wonka Laffy Taffy Cherry has a flavor that reminds me of cherry cough drops and I remember liking those cough drops as a kid. 

When I was a kid I recall going to Atlantic City and getting honest real salt water taffy. That stuff you could chew a bit but this just goes down that hatch before you know it so I would rather have chewy taffy.