Wonka Laffy Taffy Banana

'Wonka Laffy Taffy Banana' tastes nothing like banana but, other than bananas, what does? Why anyone would poison them self with this I can't say as it is an unremarkable candy with almost nothing to it other than a few chews. 

Now I know I'm down on candy in general because it's bad for me and such, but I got this in a load of Halloween candy I was giving out, and how long is it going to keep the kids quiet so you can watch the next episode of the walking dead before they start crying for you to put in another Sponge Bob DVD? Don't tell me you got that crap on Blue Ray!

Anyway, this is just a second rate candy that shouldn't really get passed out unless you really need a sugar fix. 

Wonka Laffy TaffySour Apple

Harder and more taffy like than other Wanka Laffy Taffy Sour Apple doesn't make me miss good salt water taffy as much as I do with their cherry flavor. It's still a disappointment.

Wonka Laffy Taffy Cherry

Wonka Laffy Taffy Cherry has a flavor that reminds me of cherry cough drops and I remember liking those cough drops as a kid. 

When I was a kid I recall going to Atlantic City and getting honest real salt water taffy. That stuff you could chew a bit but this just goes down that hatch before you know it so I would rather have chewy taffy.