Brach's Minions Bello Candy Corn

 Candy Corn should be candy corn but Brach's Minions Bello Candy Corn is vanilla, blue raspberry, and banana flavored. Yeah, mostly you taste the Banana. Some people love candy corn and some hate it, but this has the mouthfeel of candy corn and the flavor of other things. If that's your bag then go right ahead. If that isn't your bag then you will not like these.

Thai Coco Coconut Milk Banana

If your plan is to use Thai Coco Coconut Milk Banana to make a vegan white Russian it will work but you need to put the alcohol in last. After that it kind of reminds me of the banana Horchata I drank as a kid. 

Be advised that this product will curdle so don't keep it around too long. Now I'm going to finish my vegan white Russian. 

Jianas Brothers Packaging Company Strawberry Banana Dairyshake Powder

Jianas Brothers Packaging Company's Strawberry Banana Dairyshake Powder is one of those 'huh' items that comes in M.R.E. and I was kind of surprised to find them in my EverSafe Meal Kit.

I've always been the kind of fellow to 'Pack Out' and dump my trash at home, but with these things I say you just dump the trash because it can get stinky. 

Other than that, these have four grams of Trans Fat which is know to be an unhealthy killer. I will never eat one of these on my own but rather share them with my brother to spread the trans fat out between us.

Maybe I should give these to the homeless or something. I mean, if you're starving you can't have fat build up in your arteries can you? 

Wonka Laffy Taffy Banana

'Wonka Laffy Taffy Banana' tastes nothing like banana but, other than bananas, what does? Why anyone would poison them self with this I can't say as it is an unremarkable candy with almost nothing to it other than a few chews. 

Now I know I'm down on candy in general because it's bad for me and such, but I got this in a load of Halloween candy I was giving out, and how long is it going to keep the kids quiet so you can watch the next episode of the walking dead before they start crying for you to put in another Sponge Bob DVD? Don't tell me you got that crap on Blue Ray!

Anyway, this is just a second rate candy that shouldn't really get passed out unless you really need a sugar fix.