Monster Nitro Comic Peach

 Some of you may get a monster hangover soon and reaching for a Monster Energy drink is a common thing to do. The Nitro works no better than a normal monster and the Cosmic Peach is not that cosmic. 

I would say this tastes better than normal Monster but there are better flavors of Monster you can buy. I would also say the their Rehab would be better for a hangover. 

If you want to be a monster at the party then this is a fine product but any Monster would be good for that. 

Nasty Beast Hart Tea Original

Nasty Beast Hart Tea Original is not an energy drink. It has the monster logo but it’s not an energy drink. It’s just some hard tea. It has nothing to do with monster save for it being made by the company.

I wouldn’t call it bad in any way and as it’s big it hits hard for what it is. It’s like drinking two beers. Not strong beers but beers none the less.

 

Jack in the Box Monster Cookie Sweet Cream Iced Coffee

Jack in the Box Monster Cookie Sweet Cream Iced Coffee is about as cookie as any other coffee I've had. This is not to say that it's bad but just that it is coffee. I love coffee but if you put cookie in the name I want some cookie to go with it. 

 

Fail! 
 

Nasty Beast Hard Tea + Lemonade

With the monster logo you think you’re getting an energy drink but no such luck with this Nasty Beast Hard Tea + Lemonade. I never was big on hard tea but this isn’t very good hard tea and so you’re paying big for two beers of zip with a manageable flavor.

I thought this stuff stank and I’d never get more, but to be honest I would drink more if I had it.

 

Java Monster Nitro Cold Brew Sweet Black

 Java Monster Nitro Cold Brew Sweet Black is a low calorie energy drink that would feel redundant if you don't know the concept of the modern energy drink.

Here you get the concept of the energy drink along with the chemical properties of coffee which should keep you up like nobodies business. 

I wouldn't know at this point, because caffeine doesn't do it for me anymore. Still, it tastes good and is a smooth flavor. I call this a win and would get more.

Monster Assault

Monster Assault is some kind of cherry cola flavored drink. I don't know why they're not more popular to be honest. I remember running in to these more than ten years ago and liking them but never seeing them again. 

I saw them again at the dollar store and got three, drank them all, and got the last three they had to make my review. 

They are no orange monster but they are good. 
 

Monster Dragon Iced Peach Tea

If you like peaches and Monster but it doesn't take long enough to drink a Monster than Monster Dragon Iced Tea and its Peach Tea flavor are for you.

It could be a bit more peach if you're a big peach fan, but then it would have to be less tea. I have to say I like this flavor just as it is and will buy more.

 

Monster Reserve White Pineapple

 Monster Reserve White Pineapple works like a monster and tastes like any pineapple energy drink would. I mean, you can tell it's not soda and it doesn't taste as good as a soda would, but keeps me working on those overnight shifts which is why I got a case of the stuff.

Hershy's Kisses Milk Chocolate Monster

 

Hershy's Kisses Milk Chocolate Monsters will be showing up in the discount bin of your local store tomorrow, and I have to say that you can't go wrong with a classic. 

I ate one of these and remembered Christmas with my mother 31 years ago.  My mom died young, but these things bring back good memories.

Monster Reserve Watermelon

 Monster Reserve Watermelon is cherry red and has an almost watermelon flavor. If you're looking for something with that cool red look to keep the party going late at night then this is your jam. It could be more pink like water melon and could taste more like watermelon as well, but it will get the job done.

Monster Hydro Purple Passion

 Monster Hydro Purple Passion tastes like watered down grape Kool-Aid. That's not a bad thing. I think this stuff is fine. Not really good for keeping me up but good for drinking when you are thirsty. It would also be a handy thing to have when you're dealing with a hangover ... which I know you will be dealing with soon.

Monster Energy Dragon Tea, White Tea + Dragonfruit

 Monster Energy Dragon Tea, White Tea + Dragonfruit doesn't have much of a dragonfruit flavor but dragonfruit doesn't really have much flavor anyway. This is a fine sipping tea that goes down like water and will keep the heat off you. The only problem with it is that it's an energy drink and to keep cool you could down two or three without thinking about it.

I don't feel a kick when I drink this, but it does keep me going when working those long hours.

Monster Dragon Tea Verba Mate

Monster Dragon Tea Verba Mate tastes like tea and works like monster. I can't say that I'm in love with this stuff but it's good. I would get more. I love dragons and I'm trying to figure how to open it from the bottom to keep it original.
 

Monster Caffe Mocha

 

Monster Caffe Mocha is a delightful drink but doesn't have the kick of a real monster. There is less caffeine in it, not by much, but I drink these to stay up not taste them. The Mocha is chocolaty and I would say the flavor is like frappaccino. Tastes great but not for keeping you up.

Krispy Kreme "Drake" Monster Doughnut

 Krispy Kreme "Drake" Monster Doughnut has no overtly stale bits but the red filling only covers the top of the head. It's kind of disappointing. Of the three monster doughnuts I'd say drake is the best, in fact, I would only eat drakes if given the opportunity. The others left me less than happy. 

So, this one is good. If you only eat one monster doughnut this Halloween make it a Drake.

Krispy Kreme "Frank" Monster Doughnut

 Krispy Kreme "Frank" Monster Doughnut has stale pretzels for ears. These things have cream for brains that only fills the forehead part of the doughnut. 

They taste find but those ears are just a fail. Not as good as a normal doughnut.

Krispy Kreme "Wolfie" Monster Doughnut

 Krispy Kreme's "Wolfie" Monster Doughnut is a fail and a half. The ears are stale cereal and those eyes and teeth are that same thing I didn't like from last year. The frosting fell off and landed on my shirt. Faaaaaail!

Monster Hydro Mean Green

 Monster Hydro Mean Green is neither mean nor green. The only thing I can say for it is that it goes well with vodka. If you drink this warm and with ice it will taste like nothing. If you drink it cold it will be fine. Monster's attempt at making Gatorade is really coming along. Now we just need to see if it's good at washing away pepper spray and it will be just as good as the real thing.

Espresso Monster Triple Shot Vanilla Cream

 Espresso Monster  Triple Shot Vanilla Cream tastes like very little. It's not bad, like a smooth chocolate.  The only thing is that it should have Vanilla in a Vanilla Cream, but I couldn't taste a dominant flavor of vanilla.

I mean, not bad but is not what it says what it is.

That, and to get the full flavor you need to shake the heck out of these to get the goo off the bottom. If you do that the can will give you a nice burst of coffee to sent your room for days. 

Monster Espresso Triple Shot Espresso and Cream

Monster Espresso Triple Shot Espresso and Cream really wants you to know that there is Espresso in there. I mean, they say it in the name twice. To be honest if you're thing is espresso, your crazy, and this is not really for you. Espresso hits hard and jump starts your day. This just isn't it. It also needs a good shake unless you like drinking coffee ooze. Other than that, nice ice coffee really.