Monster Energy Hydro Super Sport Macho Mango

 Looking like runner's piss, Monster Energy Hydro Super Sport Macho Mango tastes better than it looks with a very mango flavor. It's not as hydrating as good old clean water, but if you want to keep going this stuff will give you something of a kick. 

I still say you should drink water, or rather I should drink water, but I work at night and need a boost. 

Monster Hydro Purple Passion

 Monster Hydro Purple Passion tastes like watered down grape Kool-Aid. That's not a bad thing. I think this stuff is fine. Not really good for keeping me up but good for drinking when you are thirsty. It would also be a handy thing to have when you're dealing with a hangover ... which I know you will be dealing with soon.

Monster Energy Hydro Energy Water Tropical Thunder

 Monster Energy Hydro Energy Water Tropical Thunder hasn't got all that much kick to it. It's also really just orange. I mean, I think watered down orange juice would be better for you. 

I can't say I dislike this and I can't say I love it, but if your goal is to rock all night then this will not do it for you. It will keep you from getting sick or dehydrated. 

At a buck a bottle this stuff is okay. Not bad to have around but not a game changer. 

Monster Hydro Mean Green

 Monster Hydro Mean Green is neither mean nor green. The only thing I can say for it is that it goes well with vodka. If you drink this warm and with ice it will taste like nothing. If you drink it cold it will be fine. Monster's attempt at making Gatorade is really coming along. Now we just need to see if it's good at washing away pepper spray and it will be just as good as the real thing.

Monster Hydro Manic Melon

Monster Hydro Manic Melon was at the dollar store for good reason. That is that these things just got no kick to them. I mean, they don't work as well as the real deal and so drinking them may disappoint.

The Hydro label is monster watered down and if they don't come in a bigger...much bigger bottle your not getting the same thing. 

Monster Hydro Blue Ice

Monster Hydro Blue Ice is a thing I picked up hoping to give my day off a little more zing. I can't say that it picked me up like a cup of coffee, but it works okay. 

I guess this is what counts as a sports drink, and it's lower on calories and higher on other good stuff. Flavor is a bit watered down, but that's a good thing. It won't leave that sugar aftertaste in your mouth. 

This is a fine addition to the Monster family.