Monster Hydro Mean Green

 Monster Hydro Mean Green is neither mean nor green. The only thing I can say for it is that it goes well with vodka. If you drink this warm and with ice it will taste like nothing. If you drink it cold it will be fine. Monster's attempt at making Gatorade is really coming along. Now we just need to see if it's good at washing away pepper spray and it will be just as good as the real thing.