AriZona Hard Cowboy Cocktail Kiwi Strawberry

AriZona Hard Cowboy Cocktail Kiwi Strawberry had too little strawberry and should only be a thing on a hot day for the young and dumb. This is a meh flavor and a light alcohol.

I would never drink this for the taste, and yet I would never drink this to get drunk... Then again, I don't drink to get drunk, but this is still a fail.  
 

Nasty Beast Hard Tea + Lemonade

With the monster logo you think you’re getting an energy drink but no such luck with this Nasty Beast Hard Tea + Lemonade. I never was big on hard tea but this isn’t very good hard tea and so you’re paying big for two beers of zip with a manageable flavor.

I thought this stuff stank and I’d never get more, but to be honest I would drink more if I had it.