Pirate's Booty Veggie

Pirate's Booty Veggie was on sale at my local discount store and I can see why. Your first impression of them is that they suck. As you keep eating like the manzilla that I am you start to think they are better until you just get used to them. 

They still look kind of moldy and I don't get why a pirate would eat these, but they could stave off scurvy.