Carl's Jr. Single The Ghost Burger

 Carl's Jr. Single The Ghost Burger still tasted better than the Big Angus version. I'm not sure why, but I think it's because the bigger burger has less heat. 

I will say that these are not worth the price which where I live is around twenty dollars for a full meal. In addition, they can't figure out if this thing has onions or not and this one came with onions. 

The bacon was chewy and the lettuce and tomato added nothing to the over all taste but did give it more heft. It was less than a dollar more to get the double so if you can finish it I would get that instead. 

This is an okay burger but not for the price.

Galaxy Burgers Grilled Sourdough Burger

At the Ontario California branch of Galaxy Burgers you can get a Grilled Sourdough Burger. These things are grilled hard to be crispy and give you a good crunch when you bite into them. Love these things, but they can rip up your mouth. 

I know it's not a sourdough Jack but Jack would be jealous.

Costco Kirkland Burger

Some Costco Food Courts have started selling burgers and as burgers go they were okay. Not dead on great but worth the price. I know it doesn't look like much, but it's all the limp right-off-the-grill burger you could want.

Look, all in all, I'm not going to stop buying my Costco pizza but I think these are just fine for those who don't like pizza. Also, those who don't like pizza have something wrong with them so they are not just fine. 

Burger King Bacon King

The Bacon King by Burger King isn't all that bacony to be honest. If it were just a bacon whopper I'd be more into the idea but adding 'King' implies that this is the king of bacon burgers, and that's just not true. 

I'm not saying it was bad I'm just not saying it's the king of bacon.

Pioneer Cafe Midnight Express

This is what the Pioneer Cafe calls a Midnight Express. It's a cheeseburger with avocado. I mean, it's great but why is it called a Midnight Express? I don't get it, but I like it.  

Islands Maverick

Islands Maverick makes no mention on the menu of that spaghetti stack of onions. I mean, you read the menu and order this and get something that looks nothing like what you ordered. 

Well, look at that burger, it's on the dry side.  

Jack In the Box Ultimate Bacon Cheese Burger

Jack In the Box Ultimate Bacon Cheese Burger is what you get when you think bacon makes everything better. In truth it only brings a heart attack closer. These things are bad for you and the bacon doesn't make up for the soft not meat they makes these out of. 

BJ's Hickory Brisket and Bacon Burger

Now, BJ's Hickory Brisket and Bacon Burger is oily. I had to let it drip on the pan for a wile before I ate it and even then had to take half of it home.

This burger is a big mess of meat that will make you feel like you had the whole hog. Eat accordingly. 

Trident Seafoods Alaskan Pollock Burger

I can't say much about these Pollock Burgers other than they take some time to cook. Fish is bland and these are bland, but seasoning them is up to you. I will buy these again, I can say that, I didn't love them, but they get the job done.

In N' Out Burger Protein Style

So the Protein/Atkins diet gave us this wonder of burger engineering. I once had a four by four in the company of a man who said he liked the taste of the bun and wanted to know if more meat was just cheaper.

Buns are just there and you should take them or leave them as you please!! I love getting my burgers protein style and this burger is heaven on a bun. 

Trident Seafood Alaskan Salmon Burger

Showing these as part of a balanced meal is a lot harder than I thought it would be at first. Can you really see the burger?

Anyway, I made four of these thinking I would take some to work but when I had one it was all fishy. You don't say, fish tasting like fish, well, you should get your money back!! Now that I've trolled myself, this tasted like old fish not fresh fish. 

So, I stuck most of these in the refrigerator and had them the next day when the fishy flavor was gone. I have no idea how ageing fish makes it taste better, but it did in this case. 

In N’ Out Burger

This is a review for the restaurant not the food. I mean, the real name is “In N’ Out Burger” so far as I can tell. The place is clean, the food is fresh, and the female employees have to have white bras because those shirts are see through. You make the call if that appeals to you.

In N’ Out Burger Four by Four

Another of the secret menu options of In N’ Out the Four By Four is a four patty, four cheese slice marvel of Merican cuisine.

That stuff in between the buns is meat and cheese. I know it’s nothing like the gray jelly you get at other fast food restaurants. It’s not flavored with chemicals either, so it’s as close to the real deal as you can get.

The only thing more American would be cheating on your taxes and invading other countries.

In N’ Out Burger French Fries

These, kiddies, are French Fries, as in made from potatoes and fried in a deep fryer without being cut at a factory and frozen. You can watch as they cut the potatoes, so you know they’re real.

All other French Fries are just imitations so won’t the real French Fries please stand up, please stand up, won’t all your taste buds please step up.

From this point forward all other French Fries will be compared to those from In N’ Out Burger. 

In N’ Out Burger Chocolate Milkshake

Ah, a real chocolate shake. Not the alien blood obscenity you get at McDonald’s, but a real ice cream chocolate shake.

Yes, they are bad for you, but bad for you in the way that meeting a short thing is bad for you. These Chocolate Shakes are bar sluts for those of us who can’t get with bar sluts.

Okay, Okay, I’d rather have the bar slut, but think of it this way: Shakes won’t give you STI’s.

In N’ Out Burger ‘Animal Fries’

In N’ Out is known for having a bland official menu and secret options that make the world worth living. ‘Animal Fries’ or ‘Fries Animal Style’ is a secret menu option that I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.

               

When you’re done eating them you looked like you French-kissed a sloppy hamburger. Bla!