Ah, a real chocolate shake. Not the alien blood obscenity you get at McDonald’s, but a real ice cream chocolate shake.
Yes, they are bad for you, but bad for you in the way that meeting a short thing is bad for you. These Chocolate Shakes are bar sluts for those of us who can’t get with bar sluts.
Okay, Okay, I’d rather have the bar slut, but think of it this way: Shakes won’t give you STI’s.