Costco Food Court Fruit Smoothie

 The Costco Food Court Fruit Smoothie is something cold that most people don't need right now, but I live in California. There is some real fruit in this, I could feel some of it in the last few sips. 

To be honest, it's not bad. I'm not a fruit smoothie fan but this is worth trying. I would get this again.

Portofino Solid Yellowfin Tuna in Extra Virgin Olive Oil

 I'm not really a tuna guy. I tend to buy it to give to the cats on a good day but this Portofino Solid Yellowfin Tuna in Extra Virgin Olive Oil is so good that I end up sharing it with my furry army.

I like to get a can of this and a spoon and eat a few bites before giving the rest to my cats who swarm over it until only the smell is left. Then I have tuna breath but my cats are where I want them to be and not running around the house when I'm working. 

I got to get more of this stuff. The cats and I just love it. 

Dessert Italiano Tiramisu Cups

 At your local Costco you may find Dessert Italiano Tiramisu Cups. This is Tiramisu in real glass cups that you can use for small cocktails when you finish the Tiramisu. I expected this to be a lot more rich than it was but they were still light and delicious. 

The glasses are also great if you're into candle making or art projects of that nature. They are much better quality than I thought they would be. I'm going to use them to make pudding.

All in all, this is just one more thing I shouldn't buy because I'm fat. Oh so fat. I feel ashamed that I ate these.  

Costco Kirkland Burger

Some Costco Food Courts have started selling burgers and as burgers go they were okay. Not dead on great but worth the price. I know it doesn't look like much, but it's all the limp right-off-the-grill burger you could want.

Look, all in all, I'm not going to stop buying my Costco pizza but I think these are just fine for those who don't like pizza. Also, those who don't like pizza have something wrong with them so they are not just fine. 

Costco Mantacada

A Mantacada is a Spanish muffin. They taste like pound cake and are normal flat like the ones in back not like the one on the dish. I thought these were cornbread at first. I would have liked cornbread better. 

Costco, why you no sell cornbread?!

Costco Nonfat Vanilla Yogurt & Acai Swirl

Acai must be a thing but I have little understanding why. This Costco Nonfat Vanilla Yogurt & Acai Swirl is also a thing, but it's not that great. May be I should have had it on a hotter day but it just didn't tickle my fancy. May be it was whatever nightmare of science they use to make this nonfat. 

Costco Food Court Chicken Bake

I had my eye on one of these for some time but with that slice of pizza waiting for me I never really wanted to take the plunge. Well, I regret doing so. The chicken was cheap and stringy and that dressing didn't help things. Still it was okay for a big baked dong.

Costco Polish Sausage

Preheated, kept warm long before you buy it, and still much cheaper and likely better for you than most fast food.

Eat this rather than that burger that will kill you and you'll have a better day. However, it is not good for you so don't fool yourself. 

Costco Coffee Freeze

When the heat is on and you need to cool down so bad you're willing to take a horrible head pain to chill this is a good option.

I mean, this is so cold you have to drink it slowly. Not a strong flavor but I didn't buy it for the taste. 

You have to be into this kind of thing.

Costco Churro

These big babies are only worth it if they are fresh. A stale Churro is a hand full of disappointment. Still, I love these so much that I often try to get to Costco just as they open to get my hands on their soft warm goodness. 

Costco Mocha Freeze

Freeze it is called and freeze my brain it did my friend. The pain was worth it frankly and this was less than two bucks. Oh Costco, you kill me so good.

Costco Pepperoni Pizza

Oh, how I love thee! Let me count the ways, I love your cheesy goodness and fold-able crust like New York Pizza. I love the crunch of your crust and its chewy texture. I hate the oil that drips off you and the fact that you’re full of Calories and salt!!

As it happens I normally only eat these after I hit the gym which is not often enough, but I love Costco pizza. The only better pizza I have ever had is Round Table and there are getting to be too few of those.