Shake Shack Chocolate Churro Shake

Sporting 950 Calories and tasting of dog kibble the Shake Shack Chocolate Churro Shake is one of the biggest disappointments I've had this year. Being a massive blob I clearly love churros and shakes, well, only the real kind will do. None of that alien blood crap you get from the golden arches. 

I don't know how real this was but the salty bits of coco pebbles they put in there got stuck in the straw and did not make my drinking experience better. After that, it didn't taste like much and a churro should taste like sugar and cinnamon. 

I have to admit, I'd like to go back to Shake Shack, but the shakes are something to keep clear of. 
 

Forking Good Cafe Churro Latte

Forking Good Cafe's Churro Latte is a thing that exists. It was oddly pedestrian for being a Latte, but my brother liked it so much he had a second one. Me I can't see the appeal of spending more then four bucks for a coffee that tastes like sugar and cinnamon. I'm one of those odd folks who like coffee to taste like coffee.  

Costco Churro

These big babies are only worth it if they are fresh. A stale Churro is a hand full of disappointment. Still, I love these so much that I often try to get to Costco just as they open to get my hands on their soft warm goodness. 

El Pollo Loco Chocolate Churro

So this broken microwaved turd is masquerading as a churro. Well, in its defence most Americans have no idea what a fresh churro is like. Try it to know it, but don't make a habit of them. They just aren't that great.