Starbucks Iced Pumpkin Cream Chai Tea Latte

 New at Starbucks is the Iced Pumpkin Cream Chai Tea Latte. It does not say pumpkin spice, and it is not pumpkin spice in any way. thing tasted mostly like the green tea that I guess was Chai flavor. 

One tip is to mix it so that cream on top will give it more body. Still, this is kind of watery and not all that great. 

I have to say this one is something of a skip. 

Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte

 Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte is the kind of thing you drink if you are very white. I don't know why that is, but the internet tells me so.

In any case, there is a solid amount of spice in this, I don't know about pumpkin, but there is enough spice to make it spice. I think there isn't enough coffee to make it latte. 

I would like my coffee drinks to be more coffee than sugar and spice.

Krispy Kreme Pumpkin Spice Frozen Latte

 Krispy Kreme Pumpkin Spice Frozen Latte is another thing you shouldn't put in your body. You pump yourself up with this and start to lose the ability to taste pumpkin spice by the end of the season. I miss just eating pumpkin pie.

Taste Nirvana Real Thai Tea Latte

'Happiness in a bottle' reads the cap of my Taste Nirvana Real Thai Tea Latte, but I still fell like crap. Well, I had a hard day, and this stuff is helping. I'm used to Thai Tea being a bit richer than this, but this is good stuff. It makes me sit back and take a breath.

Perry's Ice Cream Pumpkin Spice Latte

Perry's Ice Cream Pumpkin Spice Latte is what you get when you forget the pumpkin spice. I mean it, I couldn't taste any pumpkin spice in this stuff. 

There was caramel and the coffee flavor was just too mild. How do you fail ice cream!

Forking Good Cafe Churro Latte

Forking Good Cafe's Churro Latte is a thing that exists. It was oddly pedestrian for being a Latte, but my brother liked it so much he had a second one. Me I can't see the appeal of spending more then four bucks for a coffee that tastes like sugar and cinnamon. I'm one of those odd folks who like coffee to taste like coffee.  

Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Iced Latte

With the Pumpkin spice apocalypse upon us I had to try the new version of this soft core crack. For all you dork holes out there who think this is funny: no it doesn't taste like white people.

This wasn't as cold as it should have been and wasn't nearly pumpkin spice enough for me, but I could taste the real pumpkin. This was reasonable once I mixed down the whipped cream. I wouldn't get this again. It just wasn't that great.