Shake Shack Chocolate Churro Shake

Sporting 950 Calories and tasting of dog kibble the Shake Shack Chocolate Churro Shake is one of the biggest disappointments I've had this year. Being a massive blob I clearly love churros and shakes, well, only the real kind will do. None of that alien blood crap you get from the golden arches. 

I don't know how real this was but the salty bits of coco pebbles they put in there got stuck in the straw and did not make my drinking experience better. After that, it didn't taste like much and a churro should taste like sugar and cinnamon. 

I have to admit, I'd like to go back to Shake Shack, but the shakes are something to keep clear of.