Stars and Stripes Fruit Punch

Stars and Stripes was a Ninety Nine Cents Only Store brand back in the day but it lives on at The Dollar Tree. With a lot of us looking for less expensive options I just had to pick this up and I have to say it tastes enough like the genuine article to be worth buying. I haven’t had normal “Hawaiian Punch” in years but I remember it well enough to know that this tastes a lot like it.

 

Albertsons Sugar Jumbo Cookies

 Being a big fat dude I often go to the discount baking rack at Albertson’s and these Jumbo Sugar Cookies are on sale. I think they’re just dandy. I don’t know why I would call them dandy but they are too soft for coffee dipping and they do look a bit fabulous.

These aren’t my favorite cookies to get at Albertson’s but they do brighten my day.

Signature Select Orange Soda

 Signature Select Orange Soda is what you get when you can't find the real soda or want to have something to make your booze drinkable. Nasty booze needs sugar to make it better but the sugar won't help with the hangover. 

Anyway, this stuff has a lot of sugar and is otherwise a solid orange soda. I mean, orange soda really isn't a big thing, but this is a good enough orange to get plastered with. 

Remember to drink responsibly, and go out side before you barf.