Albertsons Sugar Jumbo Cookies

 Being a big fat dude I often go to the discount baking rack at Albertson’s and these Jumbo Sugar Cookies are on sale. I think they’re just dandy. I don’t know why I would call them dandy but they are too soft for coffee dipping and they do look a bit fabulous.

These aren’t my favorite cookies to get at Albertson’s but they do brighten my day.

Jelly Belly Sparkling Water Birthday Cake

Jelly Belly Sparkling Water Birthday Cake is a lot better than it sounds. I don't know what birthday cake should taste like because I never knew it had it's own flavor but this tastes fine. 

I would get more if I found it at a good price. 
 

Kit Kat Birthday Cake

 I ran into the birthday cake Kit Kat at my local dollar store, why do we still call them that, and figured I should give it a try. It had little ball candy things inside that look like confetti which defines a birthday cake flavor. 

I don't understand how or why this flavor became a thing, but it is now part of our lives. It's kind of like how unicorn flavor became a thing without there being unicorns to make it out of. Well, unless you count rhinos, but I wouldn't flavor my candy like them.

You bite into one of these and say "yep, that's birthday cake flavor". It's not the cake I want on my birthday, and it's not as good as normal Kit Kats, but it's not bad.  

JJ's Bakery Birthday Cake Pie

 JJ's Bakery Birthday Cake Pie is a thing. I don't know when birthday cake became a flavor but it did and the flavor is meh. I think the whole thing is kind off odd, but the pie is okay. 

I'll grant that this is a frosting pie more than it is anything else but I guess this is something that bothers no one. I mean, they're not bad but not all that good.

I would not buy this again but I don't dislike them all that much.

Tillamook Birthday Cake Ice Cream

 Ice Cream in December? Yeah, I'm fat, and I live in LA. In any case, Tillamook Birthday Cake Ice Cream is vanilla with stuff in it. That stuff is bits of cake and sprinkles, but it gives it an odd mouth feel.

I know this birthday cake flavor is making the rounds, but I have yet to be impressed. This is okay ice cream, not great, but okay.

Crunch 'N Munch Birthday Cake Flavored Popcorn Clusters

 

Crunch 'N Munch Birthday Cake Flavored Popcorn Clusters are just toffee with funny color things on it. Then again, what flavor is birthday cake? I mean, would that be yellow cake?

In any case, these are really good. I don't know about the name, but if you can see past that they have really thick toffee. I'm a big fat dude, so I should stay away from these, and eat my vegetables, but you all know I'm not going to.

Fiber One Birthday Cake Bars

Unimpressive without a cup of coffee Fiber One Birthday Cake Bars are kind of mild. I mean, they do enough to fill your gut, and you will eat them if you're hungry. You're just not going to go craving these things.

All in all, there are better offerings from Fiber One, and I'm a big fat guy saying I'm not happy with that cake. Think about that. 

Maggie's Pub Birthday Cake

Had this last year, don't worry I'm writing this a year in advance, and it was so-so. It had a great spectacle with the sparkler but otherwise left me flat.

It is the most basic cake you can have without making it without flavoring at all and was on the stale side.

Now I love Maggie's Pub but next year I'm going to suggest we go somewhere else for the anniversary of my birth.