Green Valley Lactose Free American Cheese

 Green Valley Lactose Free American Cheese hasn't much of a bar to clear. It just as to be as good as normal cheese and that it very much is. I would nave have know this was lactose free.

You can trust this cheese to be the right kind of cheese and not be something you didn't expect. 

Good cheese. 

Grand Teton Brewing Co. Sweetgrass American Pale Ale APA

Sweetgrass was not Sweet, It was kind of bitter which makes me sad knowing it's an American brew. The name took me back to a time in my youth when I remember being happy.

The flavor washed all that away and left the bitter aftertaste of old age which made me not want to finish my beer. 

To be fair the brew date was more than four months from the drink date and I may have gotten a bad bottle, but I would have liked this to live up to its name.

Coca Cola (American)

It’s said that before Coca Cola Santa Claus was a gaunt and brooding figure. Then Coke came along, and he turned into a jolly fat man.

Given how Coke made me into a fat man I think it’s safe to say this is a reasonable representation of the product.  Further, American Coke is harder on your liver because of the use of high fructose corn syrup.

This addictive death juice will never tell your body that you’re done, because fructose almost never comes about in nature without sucrose. We humans have evolved to key off sucrose to tell us to stop eating.

I’d say ‘drink water’ but then drinking water is often dangerous. Drink clean water whenever you can, and stay clear of Coke and other soft drinks most of the time.

Coke is the standard for which all soda pop can be judged, and my judgment is to enjoy in moderation else you look like me. I, by the way, look like Santa.

Now, I need to get me some Ho, ho, ho’s.