Coca-Cola Spiced

 Spiced Coke sounds like a drink you would have at one of those crappy college parties where people shoot fireworks out of their butts. I don't know why I get that image, but I just do.

Past that I don't know why this drink is a thing given how much it tastes like normal Coke. I mean, you can tell it isn't the real deal but you can tell that it is still Coke. 

I guess the point is for Coke lovers and lookie loos to get their game on with this stuff and sell a few more cans. All and all, it's not worth paying more for but not bad. 

Coca-Cola Dreamworld

 Coca-Cola Dreamworld is disappointing. It tastes like normal coke with a funny fruity aftertaste that isn't all that noticeable. It would be better if they made more Starlight instead. 

I mean, it's about as good as normal coke only it tastes almost just like normal coke so what's the point? You're not going to miss much if you miss this, because it's just not much to start with.

Coca Cola (Mexican)

Funny that the Mexican version would be the higher quality of the two but Coca Cola keeps it's quality no matter where it gets bottled. Mexican coke does come in a larger bottle than American coke so be prepared for 40 more Calories of soda. 

I would call this an A grade soda and the price agrees with me so drink in moderation and drink with good whisky. 

Coca Cola (American)

It’s said that before Coca Cola Santa Claus was a gaunt and brooding figure. Then Coke came along, and he turned into a jolly fat man.

Given how Coke made me into a fat man I think it’s safe to say this is a reasonable representation of the product.  Further, American Coke is harder on your liver because of the use of high fructose corn syrup.

This addictive death juice will never tell your body that you’re done, because fructose almost never comes about in nature without sucrose. We humans have evolved to key off sucrose to tell us to stop eating.

I’d say ‘drink water’ but then drinking water is often dangerous. Drink clean water whenever you can, and stay clear of Coke and other soft drinks most of the time.

Coke is the standard for which all soda pop can be judged, and my judgment is to enjoy in moderation else you look like me. I, by the way, look like Santa.

Now, I need to get me some Ho, ho, ho’s.