Sweet Earth Pesto Chik'n Lasagna

 Sweet Earth Pesto Chik'n Lasagna was an interesting thing to have pop up in my local market. Sweet Earth offers some plant based foods and this is one of them. There isn't much of the pho chicken but what is there is good enough. 

I'm not going to say this was killer lasagna but it wasn't bad as lasagna goes. I've had much worse. The pesto could have been stronger, which would have made this more authentic, but it gave me pesto breath for the rest of the day. 

All in all, I would buy this again.

Sweet Earth Awesome Burger

 The Sweet Earth Awesome Burger is not 'totally juicy' as the box boasts. It looks like meat, it tastes like not meat, and will not make the carnivore in you happy. 

I insist on trying every vegan option I come across at a reasonable price. Let's be honest, "meat taste good" is not all that interesting to read about in blog form. I'm sure there are more brands of pre-made burger than there are vegan burgers in the world but vegan burgers are just more interesting. However, these are like most vegan options in that they are not bad, but they are just not good. 

 Fail, just not that great. I will keep putting myself through this until I find a good vegan burger. Then I will keep putting myself through this so you keep reading.

Sweet Earth Harmless Ham* and Chickpea Patty Sandwich

 Sweet Earth Harmless Ham* and Chickpea Patty Sandwich tastes like vegan food. I mean, it is vegan food, but the whole point of vegan food is that it should taste like good food not vegan food. The overall point of vegan food is to make you not miss animal products. 

 This is a fine enough sandwich but it will never stand up to a breakfast sandwich. That is not a frozen or fresh one. It just isn't as good as the real deal. You can eat this, it's not going to make you sick, but it's not going to satisfy.

Sweet Earth Pogo! Power On the Go Dulce Cocoa & Quinoa Wrap

 Sweet Earth Pogo! Power On the Go Dulce Cocoa & Quinoa Wrap was in my grocers freezer section. These are bad cold but you're supposed to warm them up. 

Once warm they are okay for hippy food. I mean, I don't think I would buy more but they are edible. It's kind of like a bland pop tart.

I guess this is health food but I don't know. They leave a taste in my mouth about an hour after eating that I really have to brush my teeth to get rid of.

Sweet Earth Santa Fe Veggie Burger

 This Sweet Earth Santa Fe Veggie Burger gave me indigestion then jumped out my rear end faster than I was expecting. It burnt the whole way. I will now make it a point to try Sweet Earth products because as unpleasant as that was it's the stuff good blogs are made of. 

Come on, you know you want to hear about my burning hind quarters.  

Anyway, as a burger, this was filled with odd objects that made me wonder what I was eating as I chewed. It doesn't taste like meat. Is it bad? No, tastes okay. I just think it's the kind of thing your body needs to get used to. 

Sweet Earth Awesome Grounds

Sweet Earth Awesome Grounds is a substitute for ground beef. It takes longer to cook and is not as satisfying as the the real deal. That said, it is a reasonable response to meat. I mean, I'm never going to forget  real meat but I could live with this for a time. 

Fake meat is getting better and better. Good job, hippy meat hating cow lover. You're almost there. Keep trying.