Taco Bell Nacho Fries

 I didn’t know what to expect when I ordered Nacho Fries from Taco Bell, but I didn’t see them as being very nacho. I guess I thought they would be more like Doritos. Anyway, these are just fine. I wouldn’t call them earth shattering or anything bit they are a bit more involved than normal French fries and that’s not a bad thing.

Taco Bell Chicken Cheesy Dipping Burritos

 I feel like I got less chicken in my Taco Bell Chicken Cheesy Dipping Burritos than I got beef in my Taco Bell Steak Cheesy Dipping Burritos, but I was still more a fan of the chicken. The dipping sauce was fine but I could have eaten it on it's own. 

If you're going to Taco Bell you're probably high anyway and would eat just about anything. 

Taco Bell is a consistent inexpensive option that doesn't make me sick. I don't really know why it gets a bad reputation. I've never gotten sick there.

Anyway, these are a buy.

Taco Bell Steak Cheesy Dipping Burritos

 You can have chicken or beef in your Taco Bell Cheesy Dipping Burritos and this is the beef version. It tastes like beef skirt to be which is a lower quality beef but it is beef. 

The cheese is on one side and these are wet enough so you don't need to dip them. If you are asking chicken or beef the answer is in the car beef and sitting down chicken.

As Taco Bell goes this is good. If you can you should try it. 

Taco Bell Crispy Chicken Nuggets

 Taco Bell Crispy Chicken Nuggets are big for nuggets and, well, chicken. I mean, these are not the the 'chicken' you get for normal nuggets but rather real chicken. Chicken nuggets made of chicken are popcorn chicken, but I guess there is no legal definition of what chicken nuggets are. 

As chicken goes this chicken is worth eating. If you have a Taco Bell near you this is worth trying. I wouldn't call it earth shaking but I found them just fine.

Taco Bell Blue Raspberry Freeze

 The Taco Bell Blue Raspberry Freeze is a blue Raspberry slushy. It's small for how much you pay and otherwise, well, spot on for the flavor. I wouldn't say I would get this again but if you're a fan of this blue it's a must try. 

Taco Bell Hidden Valley Fire Ranch Dip Sauce

 Over at Taco Bell they had this Hidden Valley Fire Ranch Dip Sauce. It's about as fire as a frogs ass. I would hardly have know it wasn't normal ranch sauce which is fine because I like ranch enough but this disappoints. 

They need to put more fire in this ranch to make it something with fire in the name.

Taco Bell Freeze

 I asked for a watermelon Freeze at my local taco bell and they didn't have them so I got this which tasted like nothing and gave me a brain freeze. 

If you need to cool off in this heatwave these can bring the pain and put you on your ass but they will cool you off. 

The best thing to hydrate with is normally water. That is not always true but in this heat keep water on hand and don't drink these too fast. I drank this too fast and paid for it.

Taco Bell Fire Habanero Shredded Cheese

 Taco Bell Fire Habanero Shredded Cheese could not be less hot if it tried. I think I must have gotten a bad batch, because had I not seen the label I would not have known this cheese was supposed to be hot at all. 

Now, Ive cooked with habaneros, and I can tell you it's not a good idea to scratch your eye after cutting them. They are some really hot peppers.  I didn't notice the heat in this cheese at all. 

Fail!

Taco Bell Cherry Twilight Freeze

 Taco Bell's Cherry Twilight Freeze tastes like blue raspberry. I find these to be on the small side and not that great of a drink. Then again I had one at night when it was cool and I think these are only good when it is hot.

Taco Bell Crispy Chicken Sandwich Taco

The Taco Bell Crispy Chicken Sandwich Taco is the taco shot in the chicken sandwich war from the house of almost tacos. Real tacos are greasy and nasty ... and not made with this kind of flatbread. Real Mexican food is not to be found at Taco Bell, but it is one more reason California is the best place on earth. 

As ridiculously white person food goes these aren't bad. For hours after eating them I burped the taste of bacon. 

I have to admit the whole idea of a chicken sandwich war is so first world that it almost makes me cry. Then again, reviewing food is very first world so I need to get over it. 

Anyway, I like these and will get them again.
 

Taco Bell Wild Strawberry Freeze

 The Taco Bell Wild Strawberry Freeze is going out of stile as the heat of summer mildly dips for fall. I have to say I like these things but why the wild in the name? I mean, they didn't go out and get wild strawberries and that red color is most likely made by bugs they harvest for their pigment.

Anyway, if this is bug juice then it's really great bug juice.  I will buy this again.

Taco Bell Blue Raspberry Lemonade Freeze

I'd like there to be more lemonade in my Taco Bell Blue Raspberry Lemonade Freeze, but then I think I like these more ice and less sugar than the rest of the world. 

All and all, this is more refreshing than a coke but the mix of flavors had poor synergy.  I give it one thumb up, two on a hot day. 

 I can't think of a better way to turn your tongue blue, but I still wish someone would make a ginger slushy.
 

Taco Bell Loaded Beef Flatbread Taco

 The Taco Bell Loaded Beef Flatbread Taco was a short lived item on the Taco Bell menu which was marginally better than a soft taco. I mean, I liked  it but not that much more than the soft tacos and this made you burp it's flavor for hours afterwards.  

I talked to the girl at Taco Bell, and she said that you can still order the parts for this and make it yourself. I had no idea it was a thing at Taco Bell. I had no idea people would miss a Taco Bell item, because I had no idea people thought about Taco Bell that much.

I mean, It's Taco Bell. I thought most people walked up to Taco Bell and were like "I'm stoned, what can I get for three fifty?"

Taco Bell Loaded Chicken Flatbread Taco

 The word loaded keeps being tossed around in terms of food now days and I don't care much for it. The 'Loaded' Chicken Flatbread Taco isn't loaded with all that much other than cheese, tomatoes, and lettuce. You can't really taste the tomatoes. 

Is it good, well, it is something of a novelty being better than a soft taco from Taco Bell but not that much better. I'm not saying no to another one of these, but I'm still ordering the good old tacos.

Taco Bell Breakfast Fiesta Cheese

 Taco Bell Breakfast Fiesta Cheese is supposed to have bacon flavor. Anything with bacon flavor that is not bacon is a bad thing. I mean, unless it's vegan bacon just eat bacon right?

Anyway, this is not as good as normal cheese but I got at for 77 cents a bag so it was a good deal. I can't say much for it other than at that price it is a buy. At normal cheese prices I would get normal cheese. 

Taco Bell, really, stop messing with my shopping. People are supposed to go buy your food when they're high. No one should ever shop high. It's a really bad idea.

Taco Bell Pineapple Whip Freeze

The Taco Bell Pineapple Whip Freeze wasn't very well whipped so it separated making it sweeter to start out with and bland at the end. They made it less than great, but fine for keeping my monster colder longer. 

Yeah, I drank about half this before dropping it into my water bottle for the night. I didn't get to try it with vodka but then unless you whip that in it just wouldn't work. 

These are fine, not great, but on a hot day they must kick real tail. 

Taco Bell Zesty Ranch

The lack of the word cheese on this Taco Bell Zesty Ranch is somewhat worring. I mean, it tastes like cheese and looks like cheese but who knows what it really is? 

As for me, I will never stop killing myself with Taco Bell.

Taco Bell Breakfast Crunch Wrap

How do you make a breakfast burrito less easy? Taco Bell Breakfast Crunch Wrap tells you how with that funny tortilla wrap. I mean, look at that thing, how is that better. Harder to hold easier to spill. Looks fun I guess. 

 

Taco Bell Classic Tortilla Chips

Now that's classic. Taking Taco Bell home to tell the world you love weed so much that you think Taco Bell is good food. These chips are thick salty and otherwise there so you can scoop stuff up with them. Are they good? No, and unless you find them on sale they really aren't worth getting. 

Taco Bell Stacker

The Taco Smell, come on you know it's Taco Smell, Stacker is flat out nasty. It's made with Taco Smell signature roach meat and all kinds of things to make it cheaper. In addition to real cheese there is nacho cheese which is an abomination in the eyes of god. The slime I didn't recognize was okay. I would say these are tolerable in small dose, but as I don't smoke grass I will never eat one of these again. 

'Taco Bell,' yeah, like I ever saw a bell in one of those. 'Bell,' the only thing Mexican about that place is the smell and even then I don't think it's authentic.