CäPeachio’s Vegetable Medley Crackers

 CäPeachio’s Vegetable Medley Crackers are a thing I got just so that I could try my goat cheese. I still don't know why I have goat cheese, but it was on sale. This meant that I needed crackers to try it on and so I have crackers to review. 

These crackers taste like vegetable crackers. I think they may have been on the old side.  

These get the job done, and that's what you want with crackers. 

Cali'flour Foods Keto Crackers Cheese

 These Cheese flavored Keto Crackers from Cali'flour Foods are a hardy kind of brittle cracker that you shouldn't shake around too much. They are high in fiber and have a strong salty flavor that will pare better with creamy cheese than the potted meat I use here. 

I have to admit, growing up I almost always ate crackers plane and these have enough flavor to do that. They also crumble up easy to feed to the birds. I like that. I'm forever forgetting crackers and letting them go stale. 

All in all, if you're keto these are good. If you want something to serve your Hors D'oeuvres on these give a strong flavor to compliment a mild food.  

I would say you should try these.

Late July Snacks Organic Chia & Quinoa Crackers

 Late July Snacks is one of those hipster food companies that makes things like Organic Chia & Quinoa Crackers. The Chia seeds sprout in your mouth and make for an odd eating experience. 

A good cracker is just made to put things on and shouldn't stand out all that much on their own. These fit that bill so perfectly I'm surprised I don't see them more often.  

Serve these at your dinner party and people will remember them, but they will not detract from what you put on them. Good job Late July.

Simple Mills Cracked Black Pepper Almond Flour Crackers

Cracked Black Pepper Almond Flour Crackers by Simple Mills have a robust flavor and a defined heat that only crack pepper can provide. These little crackers are great on their own but compliment many an offering without being overpowered. 

I really like these and kept eating them by the handful long after this picture was taken. These are some great crackers. I would buy them again.  
 

Moonshot Climate Friendly Crackers Margherita Pizza

 Moonshot Climate Friendly Crackers showed up at my local store in their Margherita Pizza form, and I figured I should try them. I have to admit they have some flavor to them. They don't have massive amounts of flavor so eating them with something with as much flavor as the potted meat I have used hear is a bad idea. They will, however, add a good amount to mild cheeses. 

In the modern world we have to think about how our crackers impact the environment and these are supposed to be neutral. I hope they are and I hope they ketch on. I liked them, I really do.

CheezIt Original Crackers

CheezIt Original Crackers may show up at that holiday party you really shouldn't have because of the pandemic but you may well need to keep your head together. 

Well, cheese gives you  crazy dreams so eat these, the pizza, and whatever else you can find that has cheese in it and have the best pandemic dreams of your life.  

I love these things. I've eaten them on many a long lonely shift as a fat security guard.
 

Divina - Sea Salt & Rosemary Crostini Crackers

 Divina Sea Salt & Rosemary Crostini Crackers are a thick cracker with just the right amount of rosemary. I'm not sure if I used the right cheese with them but the crackers were rather good. I would buy them again.

Food Lion Cheese Cut Crackers White Cheddar

 Food Lion Cheese Cut Crackers White Cheddar are a fine cheese cracker. Sharper than your normal Cheez It, larger, and with a dusty feel to them I have to admit I had to stop myself before eating the whole box in one sitting. Then, I'm a fat dude so that's not hard to do.

Gamesa Crackets

Gamesa Crackets are discount Ritz. When you have them with cheese the lack of goodness stands out, but when you eat them along with the world in isolation they aren't so bad. They make a great snack for people who are too depressed to get out of the house.

However, stay clear of the label because these are butter flavored crackers which mean they are not made with butter and what they are made of has got to be depressing. 

If I didn't have to get to work eating these would make me want to roll over and go back to sleep. 

Nabisco Premium Round Saltine Crackers with Whole Grain

Nabisco Premium Round Saltine Crackers with Whole Grain are a beefier form of cracker. I think they would go better with salty things like cheese and meat, but I used them for this funny stuff.  

I think these things are not bad, but they don't need so much salt if you put lunch meat on them. Then again, if you take away the salt are they still saltines? 

The Wornick Company Crackers

The Wornick Company Crackers have always been a favorite of mine in US Military M.R.E.'s and I was pleased to find them in my EverSafe Meal Kit. Their flaky, buttery flavor touches a part of my heart.

Then I read the ingredients and find that they are full of trans-fat and made with the death Hydrogenated oil that will one day stop my heart.

How has the world turned so poor that we slowly poison our soldiers with this synthetic crap?