CheezIt White Cheddar

 Eat a box of CheezIt White Cheddar crackers before bed and you will have dreams that will make you feel off for a week. Not that I've done that, I mean, it's not like I'm a big fat dude who can eat a whole box of CheesIts in one sitting. 

Don't look at me like that. 

Anyway, these are sharper and cheesier than normal CheezIt crackers.  If you need your life to be more cheesy than these are your cracker.

CheezIt Original Crackers

CheezIt Original Crackers may show up at that holiday party you really shouldn't have because of the pandemic but you may well need to keep your head together. 

Well, cheese gives you  crazy dreams so eat these, the pizza, and whatever else you can find that has cheese in it and have the best pandemic dreams of your life.  

I love these things. I've eaten them on many a long lonely shift as a fat security guard.